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Where to shave as a man

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22:04 / 14.03.08

I don't know what it is. But statistically, it seems unlikely to be Brazilian.

I wish it was, mole-rats are the coolest rodents ever. I mean, cold-blooded mammals who live in a eusocial society? Kewwwlll

Unfortunately, we have no moles, and all our rats are very hairy. At least we have the might of the Capybara

who, as you can see, desperately needs to shave

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:19 / 14.03.08

Mole Rats are fucking awesome. Did you know they can totally navigate through the tunnles with their ultra-sensitive front teeth? Well now you do. The only thing more awesome than a Mole Rat is a Star-Nosed Mole.

The Brazilian Phalange of the VHM has telepathically informed me that they will be eschewing more than a light trim until the 7th Cycle of the 693rd Markation (Spring 2009, more or less), when the Tiffany will be gradually phased in with some ungues being instructed to abstain to retain the illusion of females as individual persons with distinct preferences. Since you're all obviously well past that kind of nonsense here, the VHM sees fit to drop the pretence.

01:17 / 15.03.08

I have star-nosed moles in my yard. No shit. My cat killed one a couple of years ago, it was pretty sad. But, there are alot more, and many other hairy animals. None need shaving, though, it gets pretty cold here. I could try a poodle cut on a flying squirrel, just to see what it lookes like.

Still, not about shaving AS A MAN so I'm S-ing T F U.

Whisky Priestess

14:58 / 17.03.08

The Brazilian Phalange of the VHM

The FHM, shurely?

17:28 / 17.03.08

A star-vagina'd mole.

Think about it.

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!

18:02 / 17.03.08

too late, damn it.

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