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COG
16:57 / 10.06.08
"Man, with these sharp threads we are so gonna pull tonight"
 
 
All Acting Regiment
17:20 / 10.06.08
Pete and Kate?
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:36 / 10.06.08
Druid vs Leprechaun: Requiem
 
 
grant
16:30 / 11.06.08
CHAPTER II:

 
 
Mistoffelees
16:46 / 11.06.08
Spy vs. Spy - "Fair Game"
 
 
Eek! A Freek!
16:57 / 11.06.08
See Buk, everyone does it...
Geez.
 
 
electric monk
17:10 / 11.06.08
A former president and head of the CIA, George Bush Sr. continues to serve his country by ferreting out the terrorist cells on the pro tennis circuit.
 
 
Mug Chum
17:34 / 11.06.08
Infiltrated tennis player breaks ex-president's wrist on hezbollah fist pound; touched pressure points lead to first erection in decades -- still there five hours after his death.

"His raised arm and fist was America's phallus for many of us, I believe", said G. Gordon Liddy.
 
 
Triplets
21:03 / 11.06.08
Spy vs. Spy - "Fair Game"

...

See Buk, everyone does it...
Geez.


Share the podium.
 
 
grant
18:43 / 04.07.08
 
 
Eek! A Freek!
19:38 / 04.07.08
Decepti-Nazis Transform!
 
 
Dead Megatron
20:01 / 04.07.08
première beat me to the inevitable Transformer reference (curse you!!), so...


"My segway is bullet-proof!!!"
 
 
Triplets
20:07 / 04.07.08
Anthony Gormley reveals new installation
 
 
COG
20:26 / 05.07.08
"Arrest that man!...before he reaches those stairs."
 
 
iamus
23:49 / 05.07.08
Genesis of the Daleks.
 
 
Mug Chum
00:18 / 06.07.08
 
 
Eek! A Freek!
11:51 / 07.07.08
please...Please. He was 86 fer chrissakes! The liberal press had nothing to do with Helms' death! Please dear god, stop!"
 
 
grant
16:23 / 08.07.08
In the caves along Afghanistan's border with Pakistan, commandos uncrate one of the new animatronic weapons. "We just jump-start them and get out of the way," says a Special Forces sergeant, speaking anonymously. "These guys are deadly."
 
 
Mistoffelees
16:47 / 08.07.08
Inventor of tickle torture gets a tactile taste by taciturn testers.
 
 
COG
20:13 / 08.07.08
"Put a twist of lemon in the next one please!"
 
 
iamus
20:50 / 08.07.08
In a cowardly feint from the legions of dispossessed Star Wars fans, George Lucas instead offers Rick McCallum.
 
 
Pingle!Pop
21:12 / 08.07.08
Chris Hitchens gets waterboarded.

Well, the very thought of such a thing happening makes it hilarious for me.
 
 
grant
00:49 / 30.07.08
It was either here or Lust List:

 
 
Mistoffelees
05:41 / 30.07.08
Russell T Davies says "Look at the next four companions for the Doctor."


"Look."
 
 
Liger Null
08:54 / 30.07.08
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Cosplay Justice...
 
 
Saint Keggers
13:00 / 30.07.08
"Costumes? Um..no. That would be silly."
 
 
grant
00:31 / 23.10.08
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:42 / 23.10.08
'Hey John! Watch me write all over this person's monitor!"
 
 
Mistoffelees
05:25 / 23.10.08
"Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on her blouse already, mom's spaghetti
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but she keeps on forgettin
What she wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
She opens her mouth, but the words won't come out
She's choking, how everybody's joking now

You better lose yourself in the mooseic, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo"
 
 
COG
19:27 / 31.10.08
"Gosh darn it, you betcha, also"
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:50 / 14.11.08
 
 
Eek! A Freek!
21:11 / 14.11.08
On the count of three say, "Shocker!"
 
 
Papess
21:59 / 14.11.08
"Up yours, America!" In three languages.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:03 / 15.11.08
Anual meeting of the People Who Cant Do The Vulcan Greeting Society
 
 
COG
18:26 / 15.11.08
-You know, I´m sure the phrase is "4 more years".

-Just keep smiling Mr. President. sucker!
 
  

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