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Seth
17:28 / 14.01.08
For example:

Reich: "Once I have fully charged myself inside my Orgone Accumulator I will become unstoppable!"

Jung: "Like I'll let you! PHILEMON, I CHOOSE YOU!!"

Bateson: "Bastard. Do you know the insurmountable difference between you and I? It is simply one of neurological level."

Berne: "I've got you now you son of a bitch."

Bandler: "You fail because you perceive that you have no choice. You're a million years too underevolved to comprehend the Law of Requisite Variety. Now! EYES DOWN TO THE LEFT! EYES UP TO THE RIGHT! EYES DOWN TO THE RIGHT! WITNESS THE POWER OF THE RANDOM ATTACK GENERATOR!!!"
 
 
Seth
17:35 / 14.01.08
Dilts (in response to Bandler): "You have climbed so high that you have forgotten the basics. THERE IS NO FAILURE, ONLY FEEDBACK! Have you forgotten the time I spent modelling Albert Einstein? SPACE-TIME LEVEL RELATIVISTIC NEAR LIGHT PUNCH!!! See you in twelve thousand years you Mafia endorsing prostitute killing asshole! (allegedly)"
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
17:52 / 14.01.08
(Naiso edito.)

I can't wait for the evil Skinner Empire to be challenged by the epic team-up of hot-blooded hero Fritz Perls, his beautiful sharp-shooting girlfriend Laura and super-smooth bishonen Paul Goodman, combining their powers to form the awesome Gestalt Mecha. Can you guess their power level?
 
 
grant
18:27 / 14.01.08
Leary: I use my dazzling confusion attack to defend Reich against Jung! Soon, he will be evolving out of control!
 
 
Closed for Business Time
18:39 / 14.01.08
Skinner: My O.P.E.R.A.N.T. conditioning-fu is immune to your psychobabble and my hyper-Mecha-pigeons will peck at your entrails, nasty little language-gamers!!
 
 
Princess
19:42 / 14.01.08
Harlow: I am the soft mother. My weeping monkeys spread sorrow. Who will attack me whilst the tiny primates cling to my nippleless body?
 
 
grant
19:55 / 14.01.08
Leary: Ack! Harlow is harshing my mellow! Retreat, my little pocket monsters!
 
 
Tsuga
20:55 / 14.01.08
Janov: Leary, you are a weak hippy, no more than old boiled-over Jung. Stand aside! Skinner, I will condition you to Need my Pain with my PRIMAL SCREAM!
 
 
Seth
23:41 / 14.01.08
Erickson: "I belive in the you that believes in you."

Bandler, Grinder, De Lozier, Dilts, McDermott, Smith, Hallbom (in chorus to Erickson): "Sensei!"
 
 
grant
23:58 / 14.01.08
Rogers: So, when you say, "Sensei," you mean that you owe allegiance to Erickson - is that what you're saying?
 
 
electric monk
03:05 / 15.01.08
Milgram: Oh indeed! Ho ho! See how they bow and prostrate themselves, Rogers! They conform and are obedient to an authority they only imagine! But when they bow, they expose their necks!

MEGA-VOLTAGE POWER SHOCK!
 
 
Tomb Zero
09:40 / 15.01.08
Freud: Come, monsters of the Id and angels of the Superego, blast these insipid fools into the pit of Oedipal confusion!
 
 
Quantum
12:22 / 15.01.08
Pavlov: Release the hounds.
 
 
Tomb Zero
12:22 / 15.01.08
Freud: My secret weapon will reduce you all to the condition of the Sphinx at Giza! Did you learn nothing from Emma Eckstein?
 
 
grant
13:51 / 15.01.08
Rogers: You believe we should learn from Emma Eckstein? ECHO POWER, ACTIVATED!
 
 
grant
13:52 / 15.01.08
Rogers: You believe we should learn from Emma Eckstein? ECHO POWER, ACTIVATED!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
14:36 / 15.01.08
Lacan:
 
 
All Acting Regiment
14:36 / 15.01.08
Hole in the symbolic order, in it.
 
 
Automatic
14:54 / 15.01.08
Schrödinger: You cannot hit what exists in a state of quantum uncertainty! 'Copenhagen interpretation' power up!
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:10 / 15.01.08
Freud:
You will all bow before the awesome power of these tentacles!
Hey! Why is everyone laughing?
What?
OMG! It DOES look like one. I cant believe I didnt see that!"
 
 
Triplets
15:45 / 15.01.08
Zimbardo: You may be able to withstand my Heaven's Lightning Attack at first... but your friends will not help you!
 
 
COG
17:29 / 15.01.08
BuddhaYour ticket to Nirvana has been Revoked!. Welcome to the sea of sorrows.........Tidal Wave!!!
 
 
Mug Chum
19:52 / 15.01.08
Mark Millar's Freud!: You see this fist? Actually, this is my penis while I punch you in the face!
 
 
Baroness von Lenska
02:08 / 16.01.08
Laing: My God. Un-understandable Narloc's hive of scum and villainy has produced a veritable nest of scum and villainy which in turn produces individual units of scum and villainy! Do not harm them, Unorthonauts! If my existentiasense is correct, and we place each individual unit of scum and villainy within a nest of gumdrops and jawbreakers, itself lodged neatly within a hive of gumdrops and jawbreakers....

EUREKA!

UNORTHONAUTS--TRANSFORMATATION FORMATION! PREPARE FOR DELICIOUSNESS!
 
 
Tomb Zero
10:29 / 16.01.08
Gurdjieff: Your powers are so pathetic it's as though you are all still slumbering. My dancers, though, will teach you the meaning of the war against sleep... FOURTH WAY ACTIVATED!
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
15:49 / 16.01.08
Freud: "Your inch-deep depictions of spineless men unable to choose between a variety of exciting, wilful yet predictable and secretly weak women are emblematic of unresolved oedipal issues."
Ken Akamatsu: "On the other hand, I have a ton of cash, TV and publishing royalties, and my wife cosplays in the bedroom."
Freud: *cries*
 
 
LykeX
22:49 / 16.01.08
Anyone familiar with Dungeons & Discourse? They're trying to work out some actual rules for it in the forum.
 
  
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