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Philosophy Parody

Regrettable Juvenilia

13:36 / 20.11.07

Shit.

Closed for Business Time

13:41 / 20.11.07

Dear Blatant Blithe, next time please think and write more before you post. A lot more. The Headshop is not for one word posts with a link thrown in, especially if said post is the opener of a new thread. You'll find more information about the desired purpose and format of HS on our FAQ. Please read that carefully before you decide to post again.

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:03 / 20.11.07

Actually, looking at the content of that link, what seemed like misguided but harmless lolz and gigglez now starts to look like anti-intellectual trolling. "Philosophy is a psychological disorder that causes people to endlessly ponder the in(s)ane, the improvable, and the pointless rather than go out and get a job"? Maybe Blithe could explain the purpose of the thread a little.

Glenn Close But No Cigar

14:15 / 20.11.07

Given Blithe stated in this thread on his/her college magazine that he/she is a sixth-form student, and hence at most 18 years old, I think it might be a bit more appropriate to react as Nolte did, with a gentle prod in the right direction, rather than sweariness and accusations of anti-intellectual trolling.

Me and Chrysis are fair game, Flyboy, but not the kids. Not the kids!

ONLY NICE THINGS

14:27 / 20.11.07

This is actually a place where the Barbe-nice thing might work quite well. Blithe has apparently put a thread in the wrong place - Head Shop rather than Conversation. That's a simple mistake, and easily corrected.

That said, now we are in the Convo, this seems to read like a sort of digest of lots of humorous mass emails. Am I missing the funny?

The Falcon

18:01 / 20.11.07

No; Uncyclopedia, which I'd rather not link to, is fucking dreadful, but something I too might have found amusing when I had a sense of hum...ah, when I was younger and rather more easily entertained. A friend of 26-27 recommended me it a while back, and I've not really thought so much of him since.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:09 / 20.11.07

Oh stop moaning you grayfaces. Uncyclopedia is whacky, zany and richly larded with those jolly old steroetypes that we used to be ALLOWED to laugh at IN OUR OWN COUNTRIES before the PC brigade ruined EVERYTHING.

Dead Megatron

18:46 / 20.11.07

All kneel before the didactic/theatric power of UPPERCASE TYPING!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:21 / 20.11.07

Shut up, Dead Megatron. And then read the entry on Brazilians.

And then shut up some more.

Dead Megatron

20:38 / 20.11.07

Call me Megsie and I promise not to post for 72 hours. Seriously. Just for you.

Waitaminute, there's an entry on Brazilians? Dude, I'm there!

[five minutes lapse]

Totally... genius! Loved it. Amazingly accurate, actually, in a Qward Antimatter Universe kind of way...

A few uncontestable facts:

Brazil is a pirate haven (Arr, mates), even to this day

President Lula is Bono's friend

The Cult of the Butt is quite popular around here

Don Peter II did look a lot like Santa

Brazilian-style Catholicism is a lot more fun than European or North-American-style Catholicism.

I wish Blanka was our Coart of Arms

Plus, at least we have a real name for our country, instead of just "United something" [I just kid, mind you]

Now, tell me to shut up in uppercase...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:30 / 20.11.07

Why didn't I see that coming.

Dead Megatron

00:30 / 21.11.07

Beats me! Maybe you're naïve, maybe you have faith in Humanity, maybe you habe bigger fish to fry. Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure it's the reason we all loves ya...

meanwhile:

Brazil is a nation of soccer androids

Brazilian (noun)

All kneel before THE BRAZILIAN

"Brazil is the South America's America"

(say it! you know you want!)

Dead Megatron

00:36 / 21.11.07

Plus, one last lame joke before I exhaust this line of "thought": go to Wikipedia and type "The Brazilian" and see what a freaky thing happens.

I'm not gonna link it in here because it would spoil the fun.

good night and sweet dreams to all (good morning to astrojax)

Regrettable Juvenilia

07:28 / 21.11.07

Silly Mordant. Did you think our boy was one of those minotauries who blamed society for their problems, like bell hooks? He is a normal guy who is able to have a laugh! You lose, greyface!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

Oh how I lose.