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WINNERS

 
  

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iamus
20:43 / 07.11.07
RESPECT
 
 
Olulabelle
20:44 / 07.11.07
To be a winner you have to be the best.

But he was the best in Britain! You see my dilemma.
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:47 / 07.11.07
What do I win?

You win a jar of famous Winner´s Ray Liotta Private Select Honey.
 
 
Spaniel
20:49 / 07.11.07
Went to playschool for the next couple of days with a plaster on my chin which I insisted on referring to as my "beard."

Lol
 
 
*
21:30 / 07.11.07
Mordant: Virtually me too. Only I was embarrassed about my band-aid and consequently didn't call it anything. And I went through the next 18 years thinking I was a girl.

Kids are weird.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
14:54 / 22.11.07
 
 
The Falcon
15:17 / 22.11.07
 
 
lord nuneaton savage
15:30 / 22.11.07
Yes, thank you for that.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
15:33 / 22.11.07
I for one welcome our Croatian WINNERS
 
 
The Falcon
21:40 / 22.11.07
I feel a teeny tinge of regret there, for the whole name change and pic thing - not so much as I'd post a pic of Christian 'that bastard' Panucci, you understand but a smidgeon. An iota. Not really any, whatsoever. It was really the only thing that could cheer me up this week and notably the sun shone in Dundee for the first time today since before Luca Toni deftly struck past a sleepwalking Stephen McManus.

Embittered, gleeful schadenfreude took on new heights of self-parody today in the aerie as the boy and I proudly paraded all day in our knockoff souvenir red-and-white tablecloth tops from Dubrovnik and posed, laughing at England's demise (well, he was smiling and really only a pawn in these machinations; there's mileage there...), for a photo-op designed to antagonise specifically a single person. We're a small people, the Scots, some say, and I'd not be one to disappoint.
 
 
jentacular dreams
21:51 / 22.11.07
I was in Glasgow last weekend for the Scotland game. A few of us decided to try to catch it in a pub for the atmosphere, but they were all packed. But we found one with an outdoor screen near Queens' street and managed to watch about ten minutes before some cultured young gent struck up the chant:

# "if yer haet the fawkin anglish clap yer han's!" #.

We were a little surprised at this, but when, milliseconds later, the rest of the crowd joined in (heartily) we decided to quietly retreat back to the flat...
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
12:21 / 24.11.07


Mr. Tofurky is made of Tofu and WIN.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
18:33 / 26.11.07
The kid that drew that is also made of win. Kid vegetarians are awesome.
 
 
Proinsias
21:07 / 04.12.07
Not only does this guy appear to be a winner he also wins the greatest guitar competition.

 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:14 / 04.12.07
He has shiny trousers. Shiny trousers of WIN.
 
 
Spaniel
07:32 / 05.12.07
Yes, I think it's safe to say that he is a WINNER
 
 
Tsuga
08:52 / 05.12.07
How many Shiny WINS had to die to make those trousers?
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
09:38 / 05.12.07
140. But then Shiny WINS are notoriously crap at sewing.
 
 
grant
18:27 / 05.12.07
Evel Knievel, RIP.

Your injuries were a tapestry.

That's a collection of diagrams of the locations of all Knievel's injuries.

Here's just one:

 
 
Proinsias
19:14 / 05.12.07
Somebody has to do one of those for Jackie Chan.
 
 
iamus
20:34 / 05.12.07
He is the Guinness World Record Hold.... Winner for that y'know.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
16:50 / 13.12.07
 
 
Feverfew
16:59 / 13.12.07
Uh-huh.
 
 
Liger Null
20:22 / 13.12.07
That artist, Stephen Sawyer, is from Lexington. I saw him painting at the mall. My friend and I were critiquing his prints and then we noticed him there, working on a new piece. I don't think he overheard us, but it was awkward all the same.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:56 / 13.12.07
It's the nunchuks over the door-handle that really make the pic for me.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:00 / 13.12.07
I mean seriously, what was going though the artist's head? "Okay, I've got the bottle of Jack, check. Lines of coke plus a rolled up banknote that magically stays rolled up just in case we didn't get that it was coke, check. Syringe. Gun. SKULL. Uh, what else? I know! Nunchucks!"

Blatantly there should also have been a Loose Woman in the mix. Red cocktail dress, hand placed on the skull. It's not finished and they should make him go back and do it properly.
 
 
Tsuga
21:04 / 13.12.07
So, I can't exactly tell what's going on there. Is Jesus taking the hit for the one-armed junkie? Taking it from him? Does he have matching tattoos? It looks like the junk is just hittin' old Jesus there, he's crying with joy and relief. I like the little touches, the nunchucks hanging on the doorknob, the driver's license on the table for scraping out lines, what's that? He's not an organ donor? The skewed perspective and flattened image of a drug-addled mind...
 
 
Tsuga
21:06 / 13.12.07
Ah, yes. Crossposting joy!
 
 
Triplets
21:06 / 13.12.07
Jesus should stop stealing people's smack! Thou shalt not steal, Jesus!
 
 
Liger Null
21:13 / 13.12.07
I suppose the point is "what you do to yourself, you do to Christ."

Did anyone else notice that the cracks in the wall form a rough map of the Western Hemisphere?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:14 / 13.12.07
NO, stupid. By taking smack he is hurting Jesus. I will never ever do bad things like drink or smoke or play cards again, for I see now that they are as bad as smack and hurt Jesus.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:15 / 13.12.07
Sry, x-post.
 
 
iamus
21:44 / 13.12.07
it looks like jesus is the man's siamese twin and jesus was trying to strangle the man with his big leathery hand but the man wasnt having any of it and was all like"yeah man take this" and started a smack war with jesus to teach him a lesson
 
 
All Acting Regiment
09:25 / 14.12.07
 
 
Spaniel
09:41 / 14.12.07
Too abstract.
 
  

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