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Holy Crap!

 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
13:56 / 22.10.07
Well, first off,
monkeys took over the mayor's office in Dehli by force.

Please note that the plan to get rid of the monkeys is to introduce other monkeys who are even more fierce.
 
 
jentacular dreams
14:52 / 22.10.07
Alternative explanation: Evil scientist is taking over.
 
 
Quantum
15:16 / 22.10.07
the plan to get rid of the monkeys is to introduce other monkeys who are even more fierce.

Sweet. What could possibly go wrong?
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:29 / 22.10.07
They´re already negotiating with Peter Jackson about the adaption for the big screen.
 
 
Yay Paul
15:30 / 22.10.07
Did they have wings? If they had wings I know where to point the finger!

Seriously though I would not like to be attacked by monkeys, especially those little bastards.
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
15:38 / 22.10.07
Yeah, despite the radness, it's kind of a grim story. otherwise I might just have stuck it in the Happy thread.

I'm still waiting to hear that the Peruvian Meteorite has created zombies, but things have been quiet lately.

The current belief is that the meteorite boiled up some underground arsenic which led to the mysterious temporary illness. However it's a pretty weird story - and apparently very unusual for a meteorite to be blazing hot when it hits.
 
 
Yay Paul
07:53 / 23.10.07


Couldn't help it... Also links through to a t-shirt of the same!
 
 
Evil Scientist
07:55 / 23.10.07
Alternative explanation: Evil scientist is taking over.

My finest creation. No-one ever believes in Monkey-Man...until it is too late!
 
 
This Sunday
08:04 / 23.10.07
My Kolchaka-infested brain says: send robots. Monkey's natural enemy/lover. Lots of robots.
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:34 / 23.10.07
It seems the Apparitions were so kind to write the soundtrack for this thread with their song God Monkey Robot!

In a distant city a long time ago
In a tiny office with a tiny window
There was a monkey on a wheel
And while the monkey was running
He started to wonder how far had he gone
How much further to go, the TV came on
It was his favorite show
A documentary, off-beat comedy
About a man starring in his own lobotomy
They took the man, they put him in space
Left him there just to watch his face
The man and the monkey their minds went blank
They were both watching reruns
The ratings were great
And it seemed, it all seemed so easy
It would always be

In a distant city, it was a modern jungle
Where the monkey could swing through the canopy
Above the collated copies of obsolete floppies
Florid in a brand new flourescent botany
These were the robots growing free
To do the things that the monkey needs
And they left no evil for the monkey to speak
And there was plenty of food for the robots to eat
So it seemed, it all seemed so easy
The way that things should be

In a hidden location, a distant place
God was watching, and God was great
So he decided to send the angel in
To end it all and begin again
The brain-dead spaceman watched in vain
Waiting for a hero who never came
Cause all the monkeys were stripped apart
The robots died of broken hearts
And the angel, Oh, the angel sang
Over and over again

First there was God
Then came the monkey
Then came the robot

And on and on amen!
 
  
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