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Who's your favorite mad scientist?

 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
14:41 / 08.10.07
A recent obsession with mad scientists has caused me to cook this thread up. The idea is pretty simple. Who is your favorite mad scientist, either fiction or real (so long as you are able to provide a case for their mad scientist-ness, distinguishable from an evil scientist or evil genius).

Rules: don't just name drop, provide a reference of some sort. Must be a mad scientist, as noted above--evil scientists need not apply. See the wikipedia entry for mad scientist if you need clarification.

My favorite mad scientist is a toss-up between Jack Parsons, occultist and father of American rocketry, and Mandark of Dexter's Laboratory fame.

Why these two? Jack Parsons, aside from being a brilliant chemist and having stopped L. Ron Hubbard from grifting him (with a summoned typhoon, according to some), he also died under mysterious circumstances, which is just perfect for a mad scientist. Well, I suppose the circumstances could be viewed as easily explainable--fulminate of mercury is very explosive and he had a shitload of it sitting around, so dying of wounds sustained in an explosion is perhaps not so mysterious. But he was an expert, probably knowing as much about fulminate of mercury as anyone else on the planet, so accidentally mixing it with another chemical known to produce unexpected explosions does not sound like something he would do. But hell, who knows. Accidents happen.

Mandark, Dexter's primary rival, would qualify as an evil genius if not for his capacity for love (he is in love with Dexter's sister Dee Dee). A mind that possibly overtakes Dexter's, and a much nicer lab, puts him in running for the top slot. Plus he overcame his hippy upbringing! Wotta guy.
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:00 / 08.10.07
I vote for the other Dexter. Three days ago, I discovered that awesome series, and just finished the first season today. For a serial killer, he is so likeable and friendly. Most of the time, he only wants to help. He´s good at his job, nice to his friends, girlfriend and sister, thinks positive and stays in shape.

With such a grim past, he could do much worse!
 
 
Quantum
16:05 / 08.10.07
I bagsy that famous Serb Nikola Tesla, original inventor of the death ray;

Later in life, Tesla made some remarkable claims concerning a "teleforce" weapon.[69] The press called it a "peace ray" or death ray.

he was well ahead of his time, in fact well ahead of our time;

Near the end of his life, Tesla was fascinated with the idea of light as both a particle and a wave, a fundamental proposition already incorporated into quantum physics. This field of inquiry led to the idea of creating a "wall of light" by manipulating electromagnetic waves in a certain pattern. This mysterious wall of light would enable time, space, gravity and matter to be altered at will, and engendered an array of Tesla proposals that seem to leap straight out of science fiction, including anti-gravity airships, teleportation, and time travel.

A wall of light! Dude!

The single strangest invention Tesla ever proposed was probably the "thought photography" machine. He reasoned that a thought formed in the mind created a corresponding image in the retina, and the electrical data of this neural transmission could be read and recorded in a machine. The stored information could then be processed through an artificial optic nerve and played back as visual patterns on a viewscreen.

Maaaaad science from the inventor of the radio!
 
 
Evil Scientist
19:37 / 08.10.07
I think you can't get better than Professor Farnsworth of Futurama fame.

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
19:43 / 08.10.07
From Bleach, Mayuri Kurotsuchi. Heaven's #1 technocratic nutbar.



"I'll only drug you eight times a day, and only four hours of machine operations a day. You will eat with your mouth and when you sleep, I'll give you clothes! And I'll stay away from any life threatening operations if I operate on you. How about it? This is a special offer I've never offered to any test subject before...!"

Further evidence for mad/evilness:

• Has experimented on his own body extensively, giving him telescopic arms, the ability to regrow severed limbs, ears which he can detach to become throwing scythes, and the power to devolve into indestructible green slime in emergencies.
• Routinely uses his subordinates as human bombs.
• Created his 'daughter' Nemu [above, left] as an experiment and treats her as disposable cannon fodder.
• Personally dissected over 2,600 live human subjects.
• Has been heard to say that "the scream of a man is annoying, not lustful like that of a woman".
 
 
grant
19:46 / 08.10.07
You know, I'm fairly sure I used to ghostwrite a column for the real-life inspiration for Professor Frink. (Him be here. I miss that column.)

Yes, you can touch me.

I think my favorite would be Gene Wilder's Doctor Baron Fredrick von Frankenstein (Fronkensteen!) because despite being a character in a comedy, he has that drive and gleam and fury when he talks about stinking bits of slime rising from the primordial ooze and shouting, "I AM MAN!" That's a great speech.

Close second would be the Leonardo Da Vinci as imagined by Ralph Steadman in his illustrated biography, cutting up animal cadavers and reassembling them to create monsters.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:04 / 09.10.07
My favorite childhood mad scientist...


The Prfessor from The Hillarious House of Frightenstein
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
06:09 / 09.10.07
I used to watch Frightenstein religiously before school as a wee paper product.

But I have to admit a particular soft-spot for the Murray clan of Madeleine L'Engle, the mom and dad both being distinguished by moderately mad scientists who occasionally forgot to eat or got sucked into tesseracts. There was something so tensely wholesome/unwholesome about a family of geniuses (even Meg, who felt she wasn't special at all, was special) who are occasionally imbalanced even in their perfect normalcy (the twins being embodiments of popularity but still weird as a result).
 
 
Shiny: Well Over Thirty
06:29 / 09.10.07
Hmmmm, it's a bit populist I suppose but I think I'm going to have to go for Doctor Doom. Mainly because he manages to be both a mad scientist and a black magician all at the same time. Gotta admire a scientist who's open minded enough to show that kind of versatility.
 
 
Dead Megatron
09:43 / 09.10.07
Dr. Herbert "Re-animator" West

Because he makes zombies
 
 
rizla mission
11:09 / 09.10.07
ooh.... definitely a toss-up between Tesla and Jack Parsons for me I think.

Although d'you think Parsons strictly counts as a mad scientist? - his personal life was pretty mad, and he did science, but (as far as I know) his science wasn't actually particularly mad..?
 
 
Lea-side
11:43 / 09.10.07
Professor Yaffle. Bagpuss rocks.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
17:32 / 09.10.07
his personal life was pretty mad, and he did science, but (as far as I know) his science wasn't actually particularly mad..?

What, for real? The man did rocket science without so much as a single college degree. That takes a specific kind of madness. Also, who else but a mad scientist would try to make extremely dangerous and explosive compounds even more dangerous and explosive?

Hells yeah.

Like wikipedia sez: To quote one movie, the president asks "Why did we hire this insane homicidal maniac to develop our weapon system?" A general replies, "Because sane people don't create multibillion dollar death satellites capable of destroying entire countries."
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
17:42 / 09.10.07
You know, just when you start to criticize comic book & pulp film writers for not writing dialogue that would come out of people's mouths...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:44 / 09.10.07
Me.
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:16 / 09.10.07


Respect the West!

[And he got to be played by Jeff Combs. Can you get any nerdier?]
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
18:32 / 09.10.07
I'm remarkably fond of Dr. Strangelove, Clone High's Professor Principal Scudworth, and Canada's own mad genius, Reginald Fessenden, who gave us the aluminium tea bag, the tracer bullet, and radio.
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:17 / 09.10.07
Not radio

Tribute to Father Roberto Landell de Moura
 
 
Feverfew
20:21 / 09.10.07
No love for Dr. Emmett "I borrow plutonium from Libyans and give highly unstable technology to teenagers" Brown?



He's not my favourite, but he's up there in the pantheon - here's a man who basically doesn't care any more about the space-time continuum, or cause and effect - oh, sure, he pretends to care, he even makes Marty Mcfly think he does care, but if he did, would he even involve a teenager in his madcap schemes?
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
02:02 / 10.10.07
Not just any teenager, but Michael J. Fox. Respect where it's due, buddy. I'd involve him in my madcap schemes at any age, so long as he can still adjust his tie and run his hand through his hair.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:11 / 10.10.07
While maybe not technically a 'scientist' or 'mad' I still want to put a shout-out to The Brain.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:19 / 10.10.07
Pah! The Brain has no need of such terms like "mad." He is a scientist, though.

I have a soft spot for Reed Richards, of course; no matter how good he might be, he shot his fiancee and her brother into space without proper shielding to impress her.
 
 
invisible_al
19:18 / 10.10.07
Agatha Hetrodyne Girl Genius. That's what happens when she 'improves' a coffee machine. The whole comic is stuff full of Mad Scientists, in fact my other favourite from this would be Baron Wulfenbach and his fleet of Zepplins, with mechanical men, mutants and strange mixtures of the two. Great stuff.
 
 
Feverfew
19:26 / 10.10.07
Not just any teenager, but Michael J. Fox. Respect where it's due, buddy. I'd involve him in my madcap schemes at any age, so long as he can still adjust his tie and run his hand through his hair.

And from a grammatical misinterpretation, a hundred slash fiction stories are born...
 
 
astrojax69
02:42 / 11.10.07
i'd have to vote for evil scientist, of course

but actually, i worked for one[sadly, no longer. sigh...] who turns off your brain with magnets and makes you a savant.

and he is quite archetypically a mad scientist - hair, little round glasses, elf-like nature, nasally voice and all!
 
  
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