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Name me!

  
  

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Mysterious Transfer Student
20:42 / 10.09.07
... ?

Your littlest Transfer is having a weeny impulse control problem this evening. It'll pass.
 
 
Janean Patience
20:52 / 10.09.07
I happened to notice at the end of Carry On Camping the other night that above the mobile stage on which hippy band The Flowerbuds were rocking out was the legend:

All Night Rave - Stoat Hollow

I'm just saying.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
21:54 / 10.09.07
Bah. Having gone back to the thing of using whatever words pop into my tired and frazzled brain, I'm gutted - proper gutted - to discover that the character limit prevents me from using my full title of Honolulu Dancepants: Excremental Extra Chance.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
22:46 / 10.09.07
I'm not so gutted, man. Just because the board is in a bad way is no reason not to keep yr dignity.

Anyway - Wire-related names I have considered:

Lance Reddickulous
HEY MCNUTTY!
Lester Fucking Freamon
Clarke Peters Shit

Non-Wire-related:

Genuine Animosity
Loving, Consensual Gunplay

Opinions?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
08:52 / 11.09.07
On a The Wire tip;

'Fly Be Selling Product', 'The Brown Paper Bag', or 'The Mother&£$*ing Docks!'
 
 
Alex's Grandma
09:02 / 11.09.07
What's more pompous that 'Bastard Decadent Immortal' but still sounds like I have an actual theme to these names?

This'll possibly be one for next month, but 'Decadent Homicidal Maniac' has a certain ring to it, I think.
 
 
electric monk
11:46 / 11.09.07
Loving, Consensual Gunplay

Go for it.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
16:12 / 11.09.07
I'm not so gutted, man. Just because the board is in a bad way is no reason not to keep yr dignity.

I can lose what I never had?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
20:38 / 11.09.07
Okay but if I change my name to Loving, Consensual Gunplay, and then someone on the board already or a new recruit accuses me of mocking people who are actually into loving consensual fetishistic sexual gunplay, you'll all stand by me, right?

Right?
 
 
grant
20:40 / 11.09.07
Would it be OK if I more like curled up next to you holding a box of bullets?
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
20:41 / 11.09.07
Is it Wire-related name change month?
 
 
Triplets
19:19 / 12.09.07
It's already been 24 days since my last name change. By fuck that has gone quick. In the spirit of International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2007 (Sept 19th!) there's a very good chance my name should be something that would go well with a cutlass.

Pirate Panic ?
Triple-Strength Rum ?
 
 
Whisky Priestess
19:23 / 12.09.07
Nah, forget the piracy - how about a literary tongue-twister:

Triplets' Lit-Crit Quiplets?
 
 
electric monk
19:31 / 12.09.07
Captain Trips!
 
 
Mistoffelees
19:40 / 12.09.07
Triple Eye Patch
 
 
Triplets
19:46 / 12.09.07
Trips On The High Seas
 
 
Triplets
19:47 / 12.09.07
Although, I do love the way Whisk's trips off the tongue...
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:53 / 12.09.07
Tripletter of Mark
The Good Trip Lollipop
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
21:21 / 12.09.07
If you feel like straying from the pirate theme, there's always Triple Agent.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:48 / 12.09.07
Triple Sec
Triple Sow Cow
Triple Triple Bo Bipple Ba Nana Fana Fo Fipple
 
 
Princess
22:27 / 12.09.07
Tripe (Lets me be happy)
 
 
Princess
22:29 / 12.09.07
And, of course:

Trip-Hop

You could spend the month listening to Portishead and Massive Attack. Wouldn't that be nice?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
07:09 / 13.09.07
Tripper Gore
Grady Trip
A Late Night Trip to the 'Newsagents'
 
 
Triplets
14:44 / 18.10.07
To be honest, I now regret not calling myself Michael Angelo Batio Overdrive. Then again, as Ant-Man, I have a lot of regrets.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
15:36 / 18.10.07
Six days and I can change my name. What should I do? Who should I be? For some reason, "Patsy Walker" is appealing to me, though probably for all the wrong reasons. Seeing as how she was a Defender.

Mind, after yesterday and today so far, "Papers feels like wadded up shit" is a contender.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
15:51 / 18.10.07
Patsy Porker?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
01:33 / 20.10.07
Patsy Porker is a big no. But I need a name! Hmm.
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:45 / 20.10.07
Paperback Pirate? Pink Panther? Black Panther? Polly Pocket? Power Player?
 
 
This Sunday
09:22 / 20.10.07
Patsy "Paperback" Walker?

Mind, if you call yourself Patsy Walker, with the current rush of Avengers' names, I'll have to run with Janet van Dyne. Somebody will have to fill in the other Defenders. The Champions. And then we'll have a set to take names from the other Avengers as a defiant gesture. And the fannish twee may kill us all.

But, y'know? Can you model? Write a tell-all about Hell? Were your teenage years filled with hilarious hijinks, romance and slapstick? Do you look good in yellow and blue catsuits? Have you ever rolled around delirious and demonic on a big bed in a haze of early-nineties Ellis and incredibly scratchy artwork? Dated any scions of Satan?

Then, there you are. Patsy Walker. (Also, I believe, an Avenger, so you're keeping theme.)
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
19:43 / 23.10.07
But, y'know? Can you model? Write a tell-all about Hell? Were your teenage years filled with hilarious hijinks, romance and slapstick? Do you look good in yellow and blue catsuits? Have you ever rolled around delirious and demonic on a big bed in a haze of early-nineties Ellis and incredibly scratchy artwork? Dated any scions of Satan?

That pretty much describes my adolescence right there. One more day-- do I dare? Patsy Walker?
 
 
Quantum
15:38 / 07.11.07
It's time. I need a name. At the moment it's going to be like Quantum but sexier or plain old Quantum unless you help me out.
 
 
Dead Megatron
15:39 / 07.11.07
Too Quantum to Quit
 
 
Closed for Business Time
16:02 / 07.11.07
Quantum Gravitas?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:24 / 07.11.07
Quantum don't crash.

Or possibly Quantocks Sex Ring.
 
 
jentacular dreams
16:48 / 07.11.07
A Quantum too far.

Quantum ate my baby

Quantum judo/inverse spacetime

Quants: the best a man can get
 
  

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