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Well drop my trousers and pull my chain, this is something brand new from Warren Ellis and it's good. I mean, it's fun to read his inconsequential corporate fetish suit wanks and I enjoyed PLANETARY as much as the next nerd, but CRECY is spectacular. Ellis has a nasty, bloody, mean little mind and it feels like it's on the wrong channel when he's tapping the superhero vein, but project that smarty pants, sarcastic nastiness back into the past and suddenly what he's churning out goes from second gear to fifth in a flash.
Too much historical fiction is sentimental and decorous. Whenever I see a period movie much brain stamps its tiny, little feet and screams, "Where's the shit? Why do they have all their teeth? Did anyone born before 1960 ever get an erection?" Ellis' CRECY (sorry, can't do that funny little accent mark on my keyboard) is an all-cussing, all-bleeding remedy to that sorry state of affairs.
This book is non-fiction and mostly consists of remarks addressed directly to the reader, but every time I start to get tired of the "sassy" 'tude of the narrator he finds a choice turn of phrase or someone gets an arrow through the eye and it's like having your palette cleansed with a cool, cloudy glass of bile: nice and refreshingly nasty. The art is sort of a tangled mess to start with but its similarity to all the "Young Explorers" history books for children that I browsed as a little kid adds an extra layer of probably-unintended blasphemy to the whole affair.
The history is good, and has a shamelessly jaundiced point of view which has the effect of suddenly making it seem alive. Neal Stephenson's BAROQUE TRILOGY and Alan Moore's FROM HELL both fit nicely into this genre of history as science fiction. As Moore once said in an interview, "If you were suddenly transported back into 19th Century London you'd think you were on another planet."
If only there weren't so much cussing, CRECY would be required reading for Sixth Graders: a little oasis of obscenity as they trudge through inappropriately boring European History texts. As it is, it's a treat for anyone who cares about comic books and killing people. Which is all of us, after all, isn't it? |
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