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It is the summer, and this means that I am going to stand around squinting like some kind of moron unless I buy some sunglasses quite soon. However! I have been to Topshop. I have been to H&M. I have been to Dorothy Perkins, and I cannot find a SINGLE PAIR of sunglasses that I want to wear. Most of them are bigger than my actual face. When I am at work in my office job I can wear clothes well within the confines of a dress code that indicate quite unambivalently that I enjoy the music of MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE and the films of TIM BURTON. Why can I not convey such a message in the context of SUMMERTIME BEACH FUN? Where should I be shopping, that I am not? |
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