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The Glad Hand

02:57 / 05.06.07

Is that..? It is! Look at you! You look smashing! How've you been?

03:39 / 05.06.07

Really? I look good? Thanks. Ever since the incident involving me sticking my head into the food processor...well I've didn't feel as good as I once was. Ah good times. You look good too. My god how long has it been?

04:54 / 05.06.07

My goodness! Fancy bumping into you two here! Well, well, well, how serendipitous! Have we met?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

05:56 / 05.06.07

What a lovely vase you've got there, Sib!

All Acting Regiment

06:58 / 05.06.07

Ah...Louis Quatorze! And such subtle Chinoiserie...I know we're in for a great night.

12:38 / 05.06.07

Do you like it? I'm so glad. Ever so glad.

Port?

All Acting Regiment

13:05 / 05.06.07

Mmm ... Moet? No? It's fine if you don't. We're not all made of money. Ha, ha.

13:09 / 05.06.07

"Jack!"

"Hey there....guy!" points finger, flashes a smile and walks away super fast

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

13:09 / 05.06.07

Blimey! What the heck are you all doing in my garden? Anyone want some tea?

13:14 / 05.06.07

I for one, could definitely do with some tea. I haven't had nearly enough caffeine today and I've been reading some seriously head mangling stuff over in temple.

No sugar please!

16:17 / 06.06.07

Well this is my back yard
My back gate
I hate to start my parties late
Here's the party cart
Ain't that great ?
That ain't the best part baby
Just wait

That's a genuine weathervane
It moves with the breeze
Portable hammock honey
Who needs trees
It's casual entertaining
We aim to please...

*

Check out the shingles
It's brand new
Excuse me while I mingle
Hi, how are you
Hey everybody
Let me give you a toast
This one's for me
The host with the most...

*

It's getting a trifle colder
Step inside my home
That's a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephone
That's musical doorbell
It don't ring, I ain't kiddin'
It plays America the beautiful and tie a yellow ribbon

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Boy, this punch is a trip
It's o.k. in my book
Here, take a sip
Maybe little heavy on the fruit...

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Now don't talk to me about the polar bear
Don't talk to me about ozone layer
Ain't so much of anything these days, even the air
They're running out of rhinos
What do I care ?
Let's hear it for the dolphin
Let's hear it for the trees
Ain't runnin' out of nothin' in my deep freeze
It's casual entertaining
We aim to please

I've had this song in my head ever since I saw this thread, and I don't know why.

16:37 / 06.06.07

Pinwheel, pinwheel, breezy and bright. Spin ...
You know I was just going to pass by, but I'm sure I heard tea mentioned, and there's nothing like Dire Straits and Allecto's moet in Stoatie's garden for getting the earworm adjusted and life back on track.

Is it impolite to mention food processors around, well, you know? It's just, well I've got this lovely basket of expensive cheeses and hard to pronounce fruits, and I thought... no, better not.

All Acting Regiment

16:51 / 06.06.07

[dead from stab wounds]Dire Straits[/dead from stab wounds]

Fixed.