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The Magical Fites Thread

15:55 / 24.05.07

I'm interested in people's magical fites - the things and people that they have trounced, humiliated, destroyed, and pwnz0red through majyx which they can point to and say 'hey, I fucked your shit up, using my majyx'. Doesn't matter if the fite is small, or huge, it has a home here.

So, this isn't a thread about magical experiences, but rather MAYHEM. C'mon, show me the money...

Sibelian 2.0

15:57 / 24.05.07

I TOTLY KURSED JORJ BUSH!!! LOL!!! THAT's WY HE FeL OF hIS BYK!!!11!

Quantum

16:16 / 24.05.07

I killed Thatcher in her sleep through dreamagiks. Top that.

All Acting Regiment

16:20 / 24.05.07

I got my fucking bit. Oh yes.

16:21 / 24.05.07

you know that time last week when you tripped in front of people you wanted to impress?

well, they weren't impressed.

they weren't impressed, and now they're all talking about it. soon, word of how unimpressed they were is going to reach the people who stand by evaluating your life—your boss, your girlfriend, your girlfriend's mother, and your dead granny. they will all scrutinize your life and decide that you... are not worth being anymore.

i don't know if you realize this, but when the universe withdraws its support for your existence, bad things start to happen. your socks start to unravel. AND THAT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING! after that your feet start to unravel!

and no one will notice when you cry out for help because they can't see or hear you!

that trip last week that will result in your unraveling into a tangle of cosmic string... that was me, that was. i did that.

WITH MY MAJYX!!!!

16:22 / 24.05.07

Lecto, congrats on getting your bit. I've been wondering when you'd take steps to stop that accursed nocturnal teeth-grinding. It's so bad for you.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

16:25 / 24.05.07

that trip last week that will result in your unraveling into a tangle of cosmic string... that was me, that was. i did that.

That thought you had, at that moment? To trip somebody and unravel them? Guess who put it there. Wiv me majyxx!

16:26 / 24.05.07

Ahah, but you put it there because I WANTED you to. So I could have an excuse. And now the bad stuff I did will rebound on YOU TIMES THREE! HAHA!

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

16:37 / 24.05.07

Im in yr brane eatin yr thotz.

Sibelian 2.0

17:24 / 24.05.07

I TOTLY KURSED PARIS HILTN!!!11 ROFL!1 ThAT's WY SHE SUX!!!!! PLUS SHEZ GOIN 2 JALE!!!

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

17:25 / 24.05.07

I have forced otherwise intelligent 'lithers into KITTEHSPEAK.

Using only my ire.

18:05 / 24.05.07

YOOOOOOOOU!

(I banishez j00. It not werking yet. U just waits...)

Quantum

18:10 / 24.05.07

petunia

18:40 / 24.05.07

You know where you're sat right now?

Well, i'm behind you.

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

18:52 / 24.05.07

Well damned if it didn't work, id.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:58 / 24.05.07

I closed your connectors.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

00:32 / 25.05.07

I AM IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW, READING YOUR HIGH SCHOOL REPORT CARDS. And you did badly at gym, or yes you did.

This Sunday

00:45 / 25.05.07

I reinforced everybody's reality tunnels. Just try and have them smashed now!

Saint Keggers

01:05 / 25.05.07

I used my magyks to make shure all your purple horseshoes were upside down in your Lucky Charms. Now their luck has all run out.
I RUINED YOUR BREAKFAST

This Sunday

01:20 / 25.05.07

Wait, Kegs, that was you? I think I owe someone an apology tomorrow morning.

Saint Keggers

01:36 / 25.05.07

No you dont. They helped me. I mayd theym betray yoo!
(If you lived closer you would be hearing the sound of my evil laughter and watching the lighting in the background)

johnny enigma

11:12 / 25.05.07

I turned Graham Norton into a frog and replaced him with a robot so realistic that nobody could tell the difference.

So there................

Less searchable M0rd4nt

12:21 / 25.05.07

I went where your Gods live then your Gods tried to make me do stuff so I said no way I do not do stuff for anyone even Gods and they were all like GGGRRRR we will MAKE you do stuff or KILL you but then I went in my form of my DEMON which is like a dragonwolfman with 6 horns 2 tails and 5 dicks and we fought and I WON and then I sexed yr Gods and then KILLED them so now when you worship yr Gods yr woshipping NOTHING and I can suck up all the psychic energies of yr worship. You are my pray haha get it PRAY.

Evil Scientist

12:22 / 25.05.07

I killed Thatcher in her sleep through dreamagiks. Top that.

You cannot killlll whhhhaaat doessss not liiiiive!

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

18:33 / 25.05.07

Seriously, id, could you un-banish me? This sucks.

18:39 / 25.05.07

You must wait one full cycle of the moon.

AND PROMISE NOT TO MAKE ME TALK LOLCAT WHEN I DON'T WANT TO.

Papess

19:17 / 25.05.07

Why is there a blank spot where a post should be above your post, id?

19:24 / 25.05.07

It's because I KURSD-I mean, I don't see one you must be having browser problems. Or it's Tom's fault. Yeah, that's it, Tom's fault.

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

12:58 / 22.06.07

I've been patient. And I'm tired of being out here in the cold. Zippy-was-id, could you unbanish me now? I promise not to be a trickster figure and to leave your reality tunnels unblemished and intact.

electric monk

13:23 / 22.06.07

Dzzn'tt trusszzsstt ett!

Itt'sssssssss wwwordzzz drippp withh falzzhoodssssssssss!

Czzn sszzszeeee zthemm withhhhhmy neuuu eyessszzzzsssss.

EvskiG

14:28 / 22.06.07

All right, that's it.

By Beelzebub and Belial! By Satan, Shaitan, and Lucifer!

Melenkurion abatha! Duroc minas mill khabaal!

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!

You're all CURSED!

Every single one of you will now have lousy water pressure the next time you take a shower.

Don't say I didn't warn you. (Although I didn't.)

15:18 / 22.06.07

Um... well, okay. New name for me, water under the bridge, and all that. Let me just get my magic thwacking stick of unbanishination...

Sibelian 2.0

15:19 / 22.06.07

What's krimpatul? Is it like haircurlers?

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

04:56 / 23.06.07

Every single one of you will now have lousy water pressure the next time you take a shower.

SWEET JESUS SAVE MY SOUL I'VE TOYED WITH POWERS BEYOND MY KEN oh wait I didn't have the knob turned all the way. Mmmm, that's better. Hey wait, where's my Zest and Herbal Essence, I just had it OH MERCIFUL HERMES I'VE FLOWN TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN

Quantum

16:45 / 06.07.07

Look over there! Where my Thelemajix are pwning KEG!

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