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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:17 / 17.05.07

"Invisible PC Police" kind of rocks, though.

Not sure we want to use up all our really good ones before we have an opportunity to come up with some crackers "in the field", though.

Spatula Clarke

21:21 / 17.05.07

Iz it can be banz teim now?

21:33 / 17.05.07

Oh, I was thinking about this being an archive so anyone who spots a lolcatworthy post can dig out this thread and slap in a readymade lolcat most expeditiously.

("Noez! Dunt slap teh lolkitteh!")

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:38 / 17.05.07

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:43 / 17.05.07

Upon reflection I think we're going to need some LolKev and LolAl for when the Temple gets flaky.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:56 / 17.05.07

Quantum

22:11 / 17.05.07

lol, needz moor catz

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:18 / 17.05.07

OH NOEZ! PC POLIEC HAZ FOUND R TAZ!!!

07:24 / 18.05.07

Kit-Cat Club

08:35 / 18.05.07

That tigers one is a work of genius.

illmatic

09:05 / 18.05.07

I confess to e-mailing that 'I has a natural domina' one around to people who probably have no context to see why I think it's so marvelous.

It was the one directly below that did it for me. Well done Wonderstarr!

Mon Oncle Ignatius

09:24 / 18.05.07

Karl Marx sez: Orl Y00r Meanz ov Produkshun Bilong To Usz!!LOL

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

15:58 / 18.05.07

What's the "Burning Time" stuff all about?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

16:00 / 18.05.07

Karl Marx sez: Orl Y00r Meanz ov Produkshun Bilong To Usz!!LOL

Relgun iz teh OP@ ov teh Mazzs!!!1!!!11

Princess

16:08 / 18.05.07

"The Burning Times" is a period in Pagan history where many millions of innocent Wiccans where burned at the stake by Catholics.

The fact that it never happened (and never could of due to, well, facts) doesn't stop some people from going on and on about it. The number of people supposedly killed in this pseudo-massacre keeps on increasing due to some people in the Pagan community wanting to seem "more persecuted than thou".

It's also a nifty way of working Christian bashing and sheeple-related-Othering in a supposedly "tolerant" et of beliefs.

Criticism of the idea can be found here.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

16:45 / 18.05.07

Best. Thread. Ever.

Quantum

16:58 / 18.05.07

What's the "Burning Time" stuff all about?

KITTEH WANT BURNINGZ NOW!
Talks To Strangers is suggesting that a brief resurgence of the tradition, and putting certain people to the flame, iz wld b gud plz.

Mistoffelees

17:02 / 18.05.07

More smurf than kitteh, I suppose.

This Sunday

17:02 / 18.05.07

I'm a bit uncomfortable with how much I love the little smiley face in the question mark on that burning time request. The question itself comes down to... smiley face. Happy kitteh online genocide of love.

Spaniel

17:09 / 18.05.07

Too much correct punctuation there, Mist.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

17:11 / 18.05.07

MOR KAT PITURS!

Mistoffelees

17:25 / 18.05.07

MOR KAT PITURS!

But, but it´s not all about the kittens! Well okay, kitteh it is.

BTW, does anyone know, how to get a black border around the letters (with photoshop for example)?

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

17:27 / 18.05.07

That cat looks like he has to pee really badly.

This Sunday

17:32 / 18.05.07

There are bordered/outlined font types available. Dr. Pepper being the name (I believe) of one of them that used to come in a Mac magazine font-collection periodically. I'd assume that's the best way to go about it, although Illustrator allows one to do a shadow-effect that effectively makes light-lettering with a dark outline.

electric monk

17:41 / 18.05.07

Use the Layer Effects, Mist. The one you're looking for is called "Stroke".

imaginary mice

17:55 / 18.05.07

More tiger madness...

WE IZ REEL LIVE DOGZ

Mistoffelees

20:52 / 18.05.07

Thanks for the tips, Decadent Nightfalling and Monk. My program is not in english (and it´s difficult with a confusing help function), so I haven´t found the layers and stroke thing yet. But I´ve found another neat effect. How do you like my experiment?

And Boboss, you´re right; all that cat grammar is more intrictae to grasp than it looks!

Mon Oncle Ignatius

21:13 / 18.05.07

KITTEH EMPIRRE!!LOL!1

OMG! Teh Empurror makes hiz rondz, Mahstr! of alll Katz
Faet in teh Middwest, Empurer rolz hiss littl balllz -- Katlnd
Sez hi to hs pall Wolter, 4 all thet smokkin in teh bakyard
Teh neybbors do nott unnerstand, heez an abberrashaon
Evn can makez a funy noizeOMG!!!
He can has plais grate huntter wit a ballpoynt penn
Wen teh lolcat's awai, ah, iz reglar ratt dayy!!!1!
Wen teh rat'z awai, ah, King Kitteh, King Kitteh! I can has play dai
I has jump aroun with my wang in teh wynd
It flopz aroun, you admyured it RFLMAO!
I can has be neghbor now
U can't stop mee now!1!
Has can exchange??, I wil evn runn a mm mm mm??
If not, theen awl I wont is sommtinn els
U will ask them 4 me
In xchanj, Iwl pee on everyythin u valuw lawlz!
I am teh tewtul Empurer of Katz!
I can has wot I wont now, Kitteh!
I can has wot I wont now, kitteh! RFFLZ!1!
I shitt owtsyde if can has
All a part of my, ow, Kitteh! emppir

Saturn's nod

13:41 / 19.05.07

Which I think made me laugh because of the 'I'm hiding my face - I'm invisible!' thing that those without theory of mind do.

Quantum

14:05 / 19.05.07

TEH KAT EMPERORR SEZE ORL, TEH KAT EMPERORR NOZE ORL

Xkcd.com wins again

Ticker

This one worked really well in response to my Dad's neocon email onslaught. The rest of my family really enjoyed the smackdown via lolcat.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

16:29 / 22.05.07

Good to hear, Breeches! You get the loving admonishment and some reassurance that the rest of the family probably also has problems with his views.

I mean: Prbly hs teh probs wiv is vus.

Spaniel

18:31 / 22.05.07

LOLCAT FITIN WIF LUV

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