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Catch- Phrases that have outlasted their shelf-life and the use of Roget's thesaurus in amending the matter

 
 
Sibelian 2.0
23:30 / 03.05.07

Hilarity ensues.

And it's *always* hilarity, and it's *always* ensuing. Not that there's anything wrong with this, of course. I'm very fond of hilarity, and in order to enjoy it it must ensue from something but sometimes the retelling of a tale (not always, I freely concede) can be given a bit of a polish with the endowment of some linguistic embellishments.

So I've gone through a thesaurus looking for some suitable replacements and have decided that "hilarity ensued" may be safely supplanted with "gaiety attended". "Convulsions supervened" was a close second, and possible alternative.

And how about you, my fellow 'lithers? It seems inconceivable that so articulate a gathering would not find amongst itself some members with a sensitivity to repetition as acute as my own (perhaps not, I willingly allow). How about that hideous "easy tiger" thing that burst uninvited into my social circle some years ago and, unfortunately, has never left? Bit of an old sock, that one. I'd love to send it packing with some judicious thesaurusising but am too lazy to look it up after "hilarity", and anyway, if I start an entire thread on this subject I shall be able to plagiarise your efforts and broadcast them off-barbelith, thus winning the admiration and respect of my peers, which is what you all want, really.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:42 / 03.05.07
Excrement occurs

Because Im tired of "shit happens"
 
 
This Sunday
23:43 / 03.05.07
'X is like Y but with B' or 'X is like Y crossed with L' should never be used unless X really is just precisely like that. Fresh Prince of Bel Air is like The Beverly Hillbillies but... however, Boston Legal is not, as it has been described by otherwise presumably respectable glossies as, Star Trek crossed with Murphy Brown.
 
 
SMS
03:35 / 04.05.07
He's as healthy as a violin.
 
 
This Sunday
04:12 / 04.05.07
She's not the dullest spoon in the drawer.

And I prefer Burns version of 'clean as a whistle', even if it is sorta icky in context.

"Her mutchkin stoup as toom's a whissle"
 
 
miss wonderstarr
05:33 / 04.05.07
X is like Y on alcohol, or caffeine, or aspirin, or any drug except "speed" and "acid", which is generally just used to imply that Y is really fucking zany and irreverent.
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
10:10 / 04.05.07

I take great pleasure in "healthy as a violin" and anticipate the attendance of gaiety in abundance at it's impending broadcast.
 
 
Dutch
11:26 / 04.05.07
I'd like to ammend the "shit just happens". I feel that it doesn't just happen, and that shit usually implies the involvement of at least one asshole.
 
 
Mistoffelees
11:44 / 04.05.07
X for the whole family is an abomination. Fun for the whole family, last minute for the whole family, a game for the whole family. Everytime I encounter this, I suspect another moneygrabbing scheme to rip off innocent people with children with lackluster products.
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
16:07 / 06.05.07

Feculence merely transpires.

It sounds quite nice, though, which probably isn't the point.
 
  
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