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Robinson Caruso - Episode 11: Beefcake!

 
 
A Bigger Boat
14:02 / 01.05.07
In a bid to pad out an episode of ‘Family Guy’ Peter Griffin reminisces about something…

“That reminds me of the time when David Caruso decided to implement a detailed inland search of his paradise prison...“


“All I need is a familiar landmark to build my search grid around.”


“Just like that time Brian Dennehy and I searched for First Blood…”


“Marco.”


“Polo.“


“Marco.“


“Polo.“

Suddenly David’s reverie is broken by a noise from the undergrowth!

"What the?!"


“Aloha!“


“Well Alo, and if I may be so bold, ha.”


“Did you see a cat burglar come through here with a surfboard and the Pizini diamond? I was supposed to be hanging out with an old buddy of mine from Vietnam but ever since he’s arrived on the island I’ve been tied up investigating a spree of burglaries.”


“That reminds me of a time when me and an old ‘Nam buddy got caught up in some shenanigans…”


“Marco.”


“Polo.“


“Marco.“


“Polo.“

Selleck speaks to his agent:

“And tell me again why this is a better crossover idea than that fabled Quantum Leap one?”


“Now that’s the kind of Magnum that could... make my day.”


“As in ’Dirty Harry’… he uses a Magnum .44… Thomas Magnum… hey, these are hard!”


“...it was this big I tells ya!“

IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBINSON CARUSO:

MORE BEEFCAKE!

“Set gusset to turbo boost!“
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
14:08 / 01.05.07
Yay! Robinson Caruso's back! Swiss Family Petersen just wasn't the same, you know?
Also, did Michael Knight fall backwards into a tub of tar, only to be restrained by someone grabbing his chest hair?
 
 
A Bigger Boat
15:06 / 01.05.07
I think it's his audition tape for the part of Venom in Spidey 3
 
  
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