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_Boboss
12:02 / 26.04.07
Hello - well, amid a pretty crappy week all told I've actually got a chance to something daft and positive about it. Tomorrow I'll be running 3kms along Brighton and Hove seafront dressed as a banana [some other poor sod in the banana oufit here], chased by a group of women, and perhaps a chap as well wearing bright yellow t-shirts, all in aid of cancer research.

You the great Barbelith public were rather marvellous when you sponsored me last year, helping raise about £100, and I wasn't even dressed as a banana then (although the canary yellow short shorts I donned for the occasion will I'm sure have stuck in the mind of all lucky enough to witness them), so let's do even better this year innit.

In terms of performance stats, I'm carrying a few extra daddy pounds around the midriff than last time, but have quit smoking entirely, so am hoping to beat my time of thirteen minutes. This run is the only exercise I do all year.

So come on, sponsor me please, just a couple of quid, by responding to this thread. I'll PM you me address for to mail the coins at later when the race is done. Photographic evidence of the ritual murder of my dignity to follow shortly.

Cancer's rubbish, let's have at it. Ta.
 
 
Spaniel
14:17 / 26.04.07
I will sponsor you the princely sum of two of our English pounds.

Next year you should do it naked, for erotic reasons, like.
 
 
_Boboss
15:00 / 26.04.07
that's m'boy - come on barbelith, what about the rest of you? dig deep now...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:05 / 26.04.07
Which charity? I feel I need to know, though I may well be up for making with the sponsorage.
 
 
_Boboss
16:02 / 26.04.07
World Cancer Research Fund UK. Causes ain't come much grander.



Come On!
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
16:08 / 26.04.07
Do they accept American money?
 
 
trouble at bill
16:16 / 26.04.07
Put me down for a coupla quid. And I'll consider next year's au naturel event - it really depends on what happens if/when the persuing ladies catch up, heh.
 
 
_Boboss
16:18 / 26.04.07
I 'spec so. If you do it webby here it'll be deducted from your account automatically. Or you can send it me in the post and that way it'll go on my sponsorship form and I'll look like TEH CHAMP(I am trustworthy honest ask Boboss)
 
 
_Boboss
16:19 / 26.04.07
Above to Kali. Five bucks American to you missus.

Cheers Bilg.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
16:21 / 26.04.07
How can I not send money to a man running along the seaside in a banana suit?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:28 / 26.04.07
I'll send you a tenner.

(Sorry to be so quizzical before... it's just Imperial Cancer Research have always poo-poohed any ideas of not using animals, and I dislike them intensely, even to the point of not buying really cool books I see cheap in their window).
 
 
_Boboss
16:47 / 26.04.07
Fantastic Stoats - outrageously good of you.

Fair point on the vivisection issue - I'd not thought of that to be honest. They are as it happens on PETA's 'Do Test On Animals' list. Don't seem to be able to find any threads directly about animal testing at the moment, but I'm aware several Barbs are PETA members. My personal feelings on the issue are conflicted, probably coming down to 'necessary evil' if I'm pushed.

If you or anyone else have any misgivings about sponsoring me due to this issue then feel free to rescind your pledge, absolutely no hard feelings whatsoever.
 
 
Spaniel
17:34 / 26.04.07
Bobosso's happy to contribute another couple of quid. If the Bosun gets involved we might make to a fiver!
 
 
_Boboss
17:58 / 26.04.07
That kid loves me. If he stumps up the quid i'll even do some juggling next time he's round.
 
 
Spaniel
18:39 / 26.04.07
He's just woken up, and you know what? He wants to give you a quid.
 
 
_Boboss
19:50 / 26.04.07
What a lovely little lad. My thanks to him, and to BobossssSO of course.

The rest of you have gone a bit quiet though. Hello? Quids in please? Y'know, for Charity?
 
 
The Falcon
20:09 / 26.04.07
Well, you know I would, but frankly a ten minute run on a nice day looking like a dafty doesn't really cut the mustard.

What I would like:

i) my comics back.

ii) you back in the comics forum.

iii) possible addendum: photo of you, in tartan trousers, juggling for Bosun. Proper, lasting humiliation.

Then I'd probably chuck a fiver off.
 
 
_Boboss
20:47 / 26.04.07
'chuck a fiver off'? - down here we call it 'wanking'.

okay - one - it's showers tomorrow, not that nice a day at all.

two - comics back, fair enough, only, they're like hidden in a trunk somewhere and will require some digging. I'll get on it but try a little patience as gary barlow would no doubt say in this situation.

three - comics forum - yeah maybe. only i've been doing just words-type books lately mainly.

anthing else? oh yes tartan trousers - can't imagine where i'll find any locally. terms somewhat stringent there i feel, but i'll see what i can do on the other points.
 
 
The Falcon
21:19 / 26.04.07
Yeah, tonally, I was going for 'matey' there but may have actually come off a bit 'bellend'. Sorry, no rush on anything really, scrap the last one. Still, 3k is sod all - I am well unfit, and the thought of it doesn't even faze.
 
 
_Boboss
21:41 / 26.04.07
oh, totally. it's the banana that's the thing really, in terms of a run it's just a jaunt, goes past my front door and everything. last time i had to dress up like a new rave 118 man in order to make it interesting. i'm not trying to come off like jimmy saville's millionth marathon or nothing - it's just a work thing i got roped into, so i might as well try and get some cash out of it, for a good cause like - as i kind of don't say in my first post it's been a shit week cancer-stuff wise.

i didn't think you sounded like a bellend, in fact the jodorowsky noise lately has made me remember i must get those comics back to you and everything.

anyway, couple of quid, come on.
 
 
The Falcon
22:24 / 26.04.07
Oh aye, I'll see you yer money.
 
 
jentacular dreams
09:32 / 27.04.07
Go on then. I'm paid to do cancer research so I like the circularity of it. Five of your English pounds on it's way.
 
 
_Boboss
10:35 / 27.04.07
well rock me amadeus - Cheers Falco!

thanks also headmice, much appreciated and I hope your fiver finds its way back into your pocket however circuitous the route.

(maybe you can help actually - say i do raise a hundred quid, what's that mean in lab hours? does it get you many petri dishes, or would it be enough to replace a broken fanbelt on a centrifuge?)

as for the rest of you, come on you can do better than this, only a few quid and only a few hours to go until i'm making like professor zoom.

don't make me get all geldof on your asses


[what's your least favourite day of the week sirbob?]
[i don't like mondays]
 
 
_Boboss
10:37 / 27.04.07
[et tu bono?]
[sunday. bloody sunday.]



come on! it's worth it for the comedy alone! gimme your bloody money!
 
 
captain piss
11:48 / 27.04.07
Haw! I’d love to hear you do bono. But yeah, sounds awesome. Banana-clad cantering gumbitch = a fiver from me
 
 
Quantum
12:25 / 27.04.07
I'm skint but I can find two pounds for you in memory of The Shorts. When do you set off?
 
 
_Boboss
12:29 / 27.04.07
radge, quants, you are the gentlemen absolute.

leaving from hove lawns at four-thirty, should be at the main pier no later than quarter-to ideally.
 
 
_Boboss
13:28 / 27.04.07
weather update - with an hour to go it's overcast but quite warm and muggy.

come on barbelith, it's the battle against cancer. sort it out, just a couple of quid.

(pledges will still be accepted or the next couple weeks, don't think all you have to do is ignore this until after tonight.)
 
 
Quantum
13:31 / 27.04.07
You'd better get a photo, I can't be there to cheer you on this year and I want my money's worth of Gumbitch humiliation.
 
 
Spaniel
14:53 / 27.04.07
A photo might bring in the big bucks, an' all.
 
 
Quantum
14:54 / 27.04.07
In fact selling the photographs would prolly get the most cash.
 
 
_Boboss
21:28 / 27.04.07
yer tis then:

nearing the finish, basking in the bemusement

banana run 006

metres from the finish, with my good mate 99 by my side, wiling me on for the last push



ah! spent!

banana run 010

blind victory

banana run 014

I forgot to time myself, but I'm pretty sure it was a bit quicker than last time. costume was bloody hot. I got a lot of shouts of 'bananaman!' ('stay in school, kids' I replied), a couple of 'wanker's and one definite 'prick' from a moody skater. got off lightly i feel.

more photos on my phone, which i need a new lead for by the looks of things. will post them when i get that sorted.

so some on! i done it! how is that not worth two measley quid from you?
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
22:36 / 27.04.07
Three and a half quid (all I can afford right now) winging its way to WCRF!

Not quite enough to recompense you for the insults, but every little helps...
 
 
Spaniel
09:01 / 28.04.07
...couple of 'wanker's and one definite 'prick' from a moody skater. got off lightly i feel.

Made me chuckle. God, we really are such a nation of miserablists.

Like how none of your fellow fun runners are in sight. For a guy who never exercises you take this stuff mighty seriously, eh?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
13:51 / 28.04.07
And you gotta respect that.

That said, Gumbitch bears an eerie resemblance to Casey Affleck, the Affleck less traveled.
 
  

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