Your boss should chill out,
at least he's employed,
unlike many kids,
who'd like to avoid
Von Mises work ethic
and Capitalist manifesto,
and lotsa magicians like to say Presto
Well it's morning now and I'm sitting at my desk
My head it a-hurts which is quite a pest
Can't wait to go home, watch Lost, eat tea
But I better go now lest my work swallow me
My last day this semester, has come and it's here
Most of the folks are celebrating with beer
And hey, what the hell? Why not drink in a school??
It's not like they can really enforce such a rule.
So today is a day of momentous celebration.
And soon to follow this will be complete inebriation.
Im at my computer and the shift couldnt be muter,
so I decided to post, but my rhyme skills are lacking
roses are red and violets are bluish
you think this gets better? well..um..youwish.
A bull in the library? Surely you jest!
A bull in a china shop? Let loose the unrest!
All the crashing and smashing, as dishes get flung to the floor.
A bull in a library? Give me something more!
In a china shop the damage done is infinitesimal
In a library? Merely ruin the dewey decimal
I hijack this thread with a morning invasion.
I've risen too early. I do, on occasion.
I've nothing of any great import to say.
So I s'pose I shall finish with "Have a nice day".
Final papers suck.
I always get stuck
doing too much research.
At least I have a fleece shirt.
How’s everyone’s morning?
I hope it’s not boring.
What do you prefer more:
Coffee or tea?
I prefer coffee from the store
but too much will make me pee.
The thought of sleep
makes me weep
for I cannot.
for I must dot
all my Is and Ts
under the influence
of Mr. Coffee
(cigarettes too
this paper is due
in five hours time)
I cannot spare
another dime
writing these rhymes
or I will tear
all my hair OUT.
I just broke up with my SO
And I feel dead inside
And I'm drifting in a foreign place
And have nowhere to hide
I'm too exhausted now to cry
And too nauseous to sleep
My emo-meter's way too high
meep.
