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Does everyone know what a student loan is?
It's a loan from the government to buy books and houses with. However, if like me you've bought all your books, houses, and baked beans, you can use it to get very drunk.
That's what I did last night. I got dared to drink a load of pink alcopops (10) in the union, and then we went to a club called Sex With Robots, and I danced with some nice girls with assymetrical fringes, and I said "This is a MSTRKRFT remix of an Acid Jacks song!", which they said made me funny, which is odd because I wasn't trying to be! Everything else I was saying was funny, too!
Then we went somewhere else so my friend could be sick, and then we went to a bar and there were some girls there called sophie and Elly, and Elly said I looked like Jude Law, which is great because she's the third girl to say that! And they thought I was funny as well. Then Sophie said elly only said I looked like Jude Law because she didn't have her glasses on and was drunk! Shut up Sophie!
Then I'm not sure what happened. Then I was in the library at about 11 writing this. I think I've had a really good time! |
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