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Blasphemy has never been so delicious!!!!

 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:04 / 02.04.07


Controversial chocolate Jesus exhibit canceled

NEW YORK (AP) -- A planned Holy Week exhibition of a nude, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ was canceled Friday amid complaints from Catholics, including Cardinal Edward Egan.

The "My Sweet Lord" display was shut down by the hotel that houses the Lab Gallery in Manhattan, said Matt Semler, the gallery's creative director. Semler said he resigned after officials at the Roger Smith Hotel shut down the show.

The artwork was created from more than 200 pounds of milk chocolate and features Christ with his arms outstretched as if on an invisible cross. Unlike the typical religious portrayal of Christ, the artwork does not include a loincloth.

The 6-foot sculpture was the victim of "a strong-arming from people who haven't seen the show, seen what we're doing," Semler said. "They jumped to conclusions completely contrary to our intentions."

But word of the confectionary Christ infuriated Catholics, including Egan, who described it as "a sickening display." Bill Donohue, head of the watchdog Catholic League, said it was "one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever."

The hotel and the gallery were overrun Thursday with angry phone calls and e-mails. Semler said the calls included death threats over the work of artist Cosimo Cavallaro, who was described as disappointed by the decision to cancel the display. (Watch Cavallaro touch up the sculpture, explain its purpose )

"In this situation, the hotel couldn't continue to be supportive because of a fear for their own safety," Semler said.

The sculpture was to debut Monday evening, the day after Palm Sunday and just four days before Roman Catholics mark the crucifixion of Jesus Christ on Good Friday. The final day of the exhibit was planned for Easter Sunday.

Cavallaro is best known for his quirky work with food. Past efforts include repainting a Manhattan hotel room in melted mozzarella, spraying five tons of pepper jack cheese on a Wyoming home and festooning a four-poster bed with 312 pounds of processed ham.

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.


Yup, this has pretty much made my week....
 
 
Triplets
19:11 / 02.04.07
I want to eat that. Holy Chocommunion!
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:13 / 02.04.07
It's kind of disconcerting to see Jesus', ahem, candy-carved naughty bits.

A friend of mine suggested the artist should have filled him with raspberry puree.
 
 
Triplets
19:22 / 02.04.07
Red thigh at night, shepherd`s delight.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:23 / 02.04.07
Hmm. Do--do you smell burning?
 
 
Papess
19:37 / 02.04.07
Well, it's no Mr.Big.
 
 
Ticker
19:49 / 02.04.07
I think it's crossed the line directly into pagan fesitival fertility items. Chocolate bunnies = the sweet promise of fertility.

A clothed chocolate Jesus (Tom Waits must be having a field day with this) would = the sweet promise of rebirth. But the nekked aspect... chocolate + nekked = sweet reborn fertility.

Plus it's probably way too uncomfortable for the majority of Christians to reflect on eating their Lord. The chocolate part sort of brings that right up front in ways I suspect the eucharist let's slide.

I'm digging the no cross aspect of the work. Brings the focus to the sensual experience I believe.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:00 / 02.04.07
It's kind of disconcerting to see Jesus', ahem, candy-carved naughty bits.

I was more disturbed by the carefully carved 1987 ad-exec ponytail.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:05 / 02.04.07
In Europe, I have seen many artisitc depictions of the Life of Christ that include a graphic (in the primary sense) account of the poor lad's circumcision. Chocolate Jesus Todger is nothing.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:16 / 02.04.07
The more I look at that ponytail, the more I want to thump the artist in the solar plexus.
 
 
Quantum
20:31 / 02.04.07
"My Sweet Lord" ahahaha... 'This is my flesh, eat of it that ye may grow spotty'

I wonder what all the furious complainers would make of the traditional pooing man in the Spanish nativity?
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:32 / 02.04.07
The sculpture reminds me of Ötzi.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:44 / 02.04.07
I think our friend the Caganer* is a specifically Catalan thing, dude. Don't know if the rest of Spain digs him.


*Any decent Catalan nativity scene includes a figure of a dude in traditional farmer/peasant garb squatting to take a shit. Represents the return of fertility to the Earth. I love Christians, the way the never hedge their bets or anything.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:46 / 02.04.07
Its 'personal' not 'edible'. Oh Depech Mode, how we mock you.
 
 
Ticker
23:10 / 02.04.07
Keggers, it worries me that you may have not heard Tom Waits' most excellent song 'Chocolate Jesus'?
 
 
Dead Megatron
00:30 / 03.04.07
Wow, so Tom Waitts foresaw His Sweetness' Coming? I always knew he had to be some kind of prophet

Chocolate Jesus: makes you fat and zitty, but by God, your soul shall be saved
 
 
ibis the being
01:01 / 03.04.07
Well, the most pressing question of course would be: is he hollow or solid?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
01:05 / 03.04.07
I vote for the raspberry cream. Oozing inside the very heart of Dark, Dark Chocolate Jesus. What? Dark chocolate is better for you. He can save us all.

Now someone needs to make a chocolate effigy of Batman so that they can fight.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:12 / 03.04.07
You mean like a chocloate version of Ultimate Showdown?
 
 
Papess
01:16 / 03.04.07
Would someone please bite the head off the Jesus so we can find out what kind of filling he has, and whether or not to put him back in the box.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:20 / 03.04.07
I have this fear that when you lob his head off, marshmallow peeps will fly out.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
01:24 / 03.04.07
Okay, so if the Son is done in dark chocolate, what's the rest of the Trinity made out of? Is the Holy Spirit a carmelized sugar lattice or is it a light whipped cream? Sorbet? And the Father, what's he? Does this belong in the Temple?

Chocolate Jesus was poured, coolled, and eaten for the Gingerbread Man's sins, wasn't he? All that running away from his problems. And he never bothers to go to church, or bakery, or whatever. Damn Gingerbread Man!
 
 
Pingle!Pop
06:19 / 03.04.07
I nearly put this in the hate and anger thread the other day. Because of a quote that the article above wisely omitted:

Bill Donahue, president of the Catholic League, said the work was a direct assault on Christians. "All those involved are lucky that angry Christians don't react the way extremist Muslims do when they're offended."

Stabstabstabstab.

(I note that the Guardian article I link to doesn't mention the death threats from those lovely gentle and moderate Christians.)

Incidentally, surely it'd be full of communion wafer? Making it a kind of 6ft n00dzChrist kitkat?
 
 
jamesPD
07:29 / 03.04.07
I've done a wee bit of googling on the topic, and whilst I don't think it's a particularly interesting piece, I'm surprised that none of the critics have said "Well, he does have a point doesn't he? For most people Easter is about getting days off and eating chocolate, not remembering that chap that died for our sins."

(Interestingly the Wikipedia article on the artist claims the piece was called 'I did it, Daddy', which is probably more offensive to Christians than the mere fact that it's the son of God modelled in chocolate.)
 
 
Ex
08:19 / 03.04.07
I'm surprised that none of the critics have said "Well, he does have a point doesn't he?

It is odd if nobody has got to that bit yet. But I think it's quite common, if art protests a current failing of our culture by hyperbole, to pick on it as embodying that failing instead of satyrising it. Frinstance (I'm going on my memory) the Myra Hindley portrait by Marcus Harvey made of handprints was intended to be a protest against the tabloid overuse of that image, which obscured much nuance and suffering. But most comment on it was LIKE ZOMG TRIVIALISING EVIL.

I don't actually know what Harvey was up to, though - it's a rather unsubtle way of protesting unsubtley - and am not privy to the mind of the creator of delicious Jesus.

He makes the chocolate truffle Ganesh I was planning last Christmas look pedestrian.
 
 
Triplets
13:02 / 03.04.07
Mmm. Chocolate sporan...
 
 
Ticker
13:32 / 03.04.07
Get your Holy Chocolate Deities Here

Really. They're super yummy and beautiful.
I got my sacrifical wedding cattle here.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:41 / 03.04.07
A shame, because it's really a very interesting sculpture - as others have said, it makes you wonder about what exactly the whole easter/chocolate thing is all about, and the whole eating jesus' flesh thing...
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
17:41 / 03.04.07
I had a friend say, "I don't even want to know where the filling comes out."
 
 
Feverfew
17:43 / 03.04.07
Why, the palms, of course! Strawberry Stigmata.

What a silly question to ask.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
17:57 / 03.04.07
Right, right. Sorry.
 
  
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