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How I know I'm a geek

 
  

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Quantum
18:11 / 08.03.07
I blame Ex for the initial mental elf pun. Stoat repeated it (he's an Ex-parrot) and it was still no funnier. I was trying to get an 'I found mithril/ on blueberry hill' gag out but it just didn't work and now I'm bitter.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:22 / 08.03.07
(Is there a way I can be alerted to threads that are degenerating into painful punnery?)

alas, your pun-dar is second to none. Surely you don't need us to tell you?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:22 / 08.03.07
Oops, yes, I was beaten to it...

Ninja looting at its finest.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:33 / 08.03.07
Drider feeling this thread would end up in elf puns as soon as it started, but drow long can we keep doing this?
 
 
penitentvandal
19:41 / 08.03.07
Oh, don't be such a lich...
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
19:50 / 08.03.07
You should all gnoll better than this. We need to stop githyanking each other's chains and let this thread be ogre and done with.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:55 / 08.03.07
I githzeri sn't any more to say.
 
 
Dead Megatron
20:04 / 08.03.07
Stop bullywugging the kobolds, people!

How do I know I'm a geek?

I got a freaking Decepticon logo tattoo, need I say more?
 
 
Quantum
12:23 / 09.03.07
How I know I'm a Yeek
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:37 / 09.03.07
A D&D punthread? Jeesh people act your age. You're all beholder'nough to know better.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
13:08 / 09.03.07
Of course you realize this means worg.
 
 
Quantum
13:49 / 09.03.07
Shurely Warg? Or WAAARGH ORKS!?
 
 
penitentvandal
21:14 / 09.03.07
Your immature behaviour disgusts me. If these puns do not cease, I will be informing your eldars.
 
 
Spaniel
21:36 / 09.03.07
That doesn't mean squat to me.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:38 / 09.03.07
Give it a minotaur two before you pull out anymore loxo hair. These gibberling idiots can't go on Raistlin cheap jokes out of the Monster Manual for much longer.
 
 
Triplets
22:05 / 09.03.07
It's not time for some of the really bad puns. Not yeti.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
13:17 / 10.03.07
I think this is the clearest-cut case of mass trolling yet on Barbelith. Something is critical: hit this on the head, before it goes to faerie and someone gets laserburned; or we'll have Chaosium!
 
 
Princess
13:31 / 10.03.07
My eyes sweet jesus my eyes.
 
 
Mono
16:27 / 10.03.07
jesus ent here to help you, my fiend!
 
 
Tom Paine's Bones
22:24 / 10.03.07
This thread is a boil that needs dragonlancing.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
07:50 / 11.03.07
It works as a self-satyr but I'm concerned that only wight folks are contributing.
 
 
ORA ORA ORA ORAAAA!!
08:11 / 11.03.07
this is an illith,id say, and should be abolethed.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
12:14 / 11.03.07
A thread is what you mage of it, and it's turned out to be a load of old balrogs.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:13 / 12.03.07
It has taurened into a bit of a Knightmare, certainly.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
01:09 / 12.03.07
It's a Majere disaster.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
09:37 / 12.03.07
Time for an Inquest into where it all went wrong? Can I remind everyone that, especially in Magic, The Gathering of evidence is essential.
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:48 / 12.03.07
You all need to get Ral. Partha the problem is these bad puns.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
18:49 / 12.03.07
Touché!

It's time we put all these old Gamers in Exile, locked away preferably in Tunnels, and Trolls got rid of. Then, in the Aftermath! we can see how the land lies and deal with any remaining fellow-Travellers.

(I was such a geek that when I first heard Rainbow and Elf, I thought their singer was called Ronnie James D10)*




*Actually, I'm such a geek I made up that last part just for the comedy value it might have for fellow game nerds.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:03 / 13.03.07
Im such a geek that:
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
11:53 / 15.03.07
Why would a lion want to play role-playing games? And wouldn't the flamethrower just burn up his character sheet?
 
  

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