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David “The Carusinator” Caruso searches his new island home
“I hope I don’t run into that weird black smoke. I should be fine as long as I keep active – it only seems to turn up if there’s a lull in the action or I can’t think of anything else to do.”
When he stumbles upon…
“Some kind of crazy… no wait, I’ve seen this hatch before.”
“But what’s that glinting on the edge of the hatch?”
“Some kind of crazy numbers!”
“I get the feeling that this could be my most important clue yet, but what could they mean?”
IN THE WRITERS’ MEETING ROOM:
- “So Zack pitched the numbers last week and we were in a bind so we put them in. We’ve got to try and come up with something cohesive this time.”
- “Yeah, not like that smoke nonsense, Gary.”
- “You were the one who told me to stop blowing smoke up your ass! So the image stuck, I’m sorry”
- “Guys, c’mon, we’ve only got 108 minutes before this week’s script is due. Clock’s ticking!”
- “How about it’s a countdown to the end of the world!”
- "I like it!"
MEANWHILE IN META-WORLD!
“Meh…it’s been done before, and better.”
“Remember kids?”
“Anyway, I thought this was supposed to be The Evil Dead.”
BACK ON THE ISLAND
“Ah well, numbers were never really my strong point anyway. Perhaps I’ll ponder the polar bears instead; or the hatches; or the smoke; or why there was never a Jade 2, or a First Blood part 2… oh wait… dang!”
“Hopefully this means that my days on this crazy island… are numbered.”
IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBINSON CARUSO:
“Man, that whole commenting on stuff as it happens on screen schtick is old.”
“…and riffing on Lucas 8 years after the Phantom Menace. That’s just weak.”
“Whooo-weeee! Here come da bombz!!!” |
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