Care to take this ultra-scientific Conspiracy Test - even though it's brought to you by the Biased Broadcasting Conspiracy, home to the fiends who rejected the Turquoise One, Our Lord David Icke, himself?
Oh, and my results? Sorry, you'll have to PM me for them. I'm not putting that sort of personal information on a public website, no way.
Hmm, mildly paranoid. But somehow I can't really get worked up about it. Maybe it's burnout. Blockbuster director James Cameron's supposed to present the tomb of Jesus and son on Discovery soon, since apparently the corpses' DNA seems to check out. Who can keep up?
Maybe BBC shouldn't be testing paranoia, but capacity to recognize irony.
Sure. Your saying that just proves you've been indoctrinated into the machine. You're just another soldier my friend, doing what President BusHitler wants you to dooooo! Wake up sheeple! Try to remember !! It's JUSt a GAmE!!121333!
Your responses indicate that you have a medium level of belief in conspiracy theories. You may well be quite trusting of your close friends, partners, those you work with and others but sometimes cannot be sure of all of them all of the time. You may also feel that your voice in terms of wider political decisions is rarely heard or acted upon, perhaps because government and big business is more concerned with their own interests than with those of the average person.
Correct but unhelpful. The reference is to the comic strip "Nemesis the Warlock", which ran in 2000AD and, for all I know, still does. The injunction "be pure,be vigilant, behave" was a slogan of the xenophobic human empire. Credo was the name of the alien resistance, led by the eponymous warlock.
And I have evidence - available for the price of an SAE - which proves conclusively that a) Nemesis The Warlock exposed, in comic form of course, a huge Catholic [in fact it was Jesuits] conspiracy to rule the lives of millions, headedby a mysterious figure known only as Il Papa, and b) that Nemesis' tomb has recently been uncovered in an underground station in Termight, very close to what was discovered to be a sarcophagus of peculiar revolutionary design (allowing it to spin freely underground) marked only with the name Isaac Asimov.
Actually that sarcophagus-ship would have been the Jeff Lint, travelling under a flag of convenience as the Asimov to avoid a lengthy customs inspection...
no, no evil, we were talking about.... um, the weather, yes, the weather. weren't we? we were, yes, nice day and how about that lovely rain at last, eh?
