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Quantum
09:39 / 22.02.07
So, you've thought dead hard about it and you have realised that most politicians are lying sleazebags and there is no political party for people like you. So, as a true participant in a democracy, you decide to start your own party! Of course! Now at last the stamp collectors/masked vigilantes/mutant bounty hunters have a voice! YOU!

All you need now is a slogan. I'll start with mine, the slogan of the Quantum Underground Army (Near-Total-Uncertainty Movement) will be:

Imagine a booted foot stamping on a human face forever. But in a *nice* way!
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
10:36 / 22.02.07
I Supported Evil Scientist And Now Hopefully He Will Grant Me A Place At His Side, Well Not At His Side Exactly But Sort Of Down And To The Left, Perhaps In Charge Of New Zealand.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
10:37 / 22.02.07
 
 
Ex
11:16 / 22.02.07
Watching My People Suffer And Die Since 1993
 
 
Evil Scientist
11:32 / 22.02.07
Vote Evil Scientist...or perish.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
11:38 / 22.02.07
RAMPANT BOTANY IS.
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:21 / 22.02.07
A vote for Evil Scientist is a vote for life. Your life, in fact.
 
 
Dutch
12:21 / 22.02.07
Empty your mind, vote Phriar
 
 
Closed for Business Time
12:27 / 22.02.07
Who needs conspiracy when we have collective ignorance? Vote for the herder of cats!
 
 
charrellz
12:30 / 22.02.07
Kneel before Zod!
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
12:55 / 22.02.07
Darkseid Is.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:58 / 22.02.07
Sounds crazy, but it might just work! Or failing that we could always just go to the pub.
 
 
Triplets
13:44 / 22.02.07
The booze platform. Proudly wobbly since... 4pm this afternoon.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
13:52 / 22.02.07
If you don't vote for me, I will rip your heart, you piece of shit. Have a nice day!
 
 
Hieronymus
14:04 / 22.02.07
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:06 / 22.02.07
Is this a variation on: "Vote for me or the kitty gets it"?

Or are you using it's sad wittle eyes to make your plea?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:11 / 22.02.07
Mordant Carnival: I Know Where You Live.
 
 
Triplets
14:31 / 22.02.07
My drug mules swallow less baggies than the other guy's.
 
 
petunia
15:04 / 22.02.07
"Was that a monkey just stole my ballot?!"

That's right!

Thankyou for voting .trampetunia!
 
 
COG
16:30 / 22.02.07
Less Tax, More Sax
 
 
Triplets
16:50 / 22.02.07
Let Sax do his own promoting. The mooch.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
16:56 / 22.02.07
Hitting on your boyfriend since 1993
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
17:03 / 22.02.07
It's either me or Lex Luthor.
 
 
Quantum
17:45 / 22.02.07
Q.U.A.N.T.U.M.- In Ur Whitehouse Killin' Ur Doodz

A friend of mine had the radical plan of randomly culling 95% of the population and distributing the riches of the world among the survivors. His hypothetical manifesto got a poster in the end,


Vote Big Al For World President! WE'LL LIVE LIKE KINGS!!*


*95% chance of getting shot
 
 
Blake Head
18:10 / 22.02.07


Vote Blake - Eat Cake
 
 
Feverfew
18:41 / 22.02.07
A friend of mine ran a campaign for a student post a while ago with a variety of posters of simply his face, the post, and Vote XXX Small Slogan.

However, the best slogan that was printed but never used, in my opinion, was

Vote XXX: Or it's your kids

Simply because it was completely over the top for the post concerned, or, hey, any post. But then, we were younger, and had different, worse, more puerile senses of humour...
 
 
astrojax69
21:23 / 22.02.07
vote for astrojax - you know it makes incense.
 
 
matthew.
23:38 / 22.02.07
Vote For matt... It's better than "Runny Bum Gunge"
 
 
Olulabelle
07:29 / 23.02.07
Olulabelle: promoting chocolate cake, parrots and regular orgasms for everyone.
 
 
Tom Paine's Bones
11:40 / 23.02.07
Tom Paine's Bones: Too lazy to do any real damage.
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:26 / 23.02.07
Evil Scientist: Building a better tomorrow, one atrocity at a time.
 
 
Princess
13:02 / 23.02.07
A Vote For Princess Is Vote For Princess
-The Princess Party, just the facts.
 
 
Princess
13:03 / 23.02.07
...and not the grammar.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
18:10 / 23.02.07
Free Sex
 
 
Jack Fear
18:25 / 23.02.07
I didn't even know sex had been imprisoned. I need to get out more.
 
  

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