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Evil Scientist

08:55 / 22.02.07

Chief, I'm going to grab a few of your leftover fighter bits and go build a pyramid court in the gift shop section of the flight deck.

Sure thing, we're keeping the best bits back to build a stealth viper though.

Also an anti-stealth viper (we need to scour the fleet for Christmas lights).

I´m taking the next raptor to chill on cloud nine! Who´s with me?

While you're there Mist can you deliver a package that got left on the flight deck? It's marked "To Gina.".

Strange, my geiger-counter's crackling. Ah it's probably nothing.

Mistoffelees

09:44 / 22.02.07

I´ll deliver anything, as long as it gets me off this nuthouse!

Everyone´s a cylon these days! The president´s on magic mushrooms, the vice president constantly mumbling to himself and kissing thin air! The commander always growling I kill youuuu and grabbing your throat, the Xo tanked like a refueled viper! The pilots spend more time on planets and in the brigg than in their cockpits, not to mention their affection for the three evil kings.

Cloud Nine, here I coooome!

Jack Vincennes

21:10 / 22.02.07

Flyboy Zarek must be stopped.

You see, Quantum? Your people need you. You're part of a bigger and more important plan.

More specifically, my bigger and more important plan.

Princess

14:06 / 23.02.07

I'm a child. I appear to be locked in some sort of wardrobe. There are some very tasteful shoes with me.

penitentvandal

15:42 / 25.02.07

My, my, everyone seems so on edge here. What you need is some counselling.

As chaplain to the fleet, I would be more than happy to oblige...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:21 / 25.02.07

Gimme a shot of that green absinthe-looking stuff that the Colonel's always drinking, bartender.

Evil Scientist

13:25 / 03.05.07

There must be someway outta here."

Mistoffelees

14:34 / 03.05.07

So I'll tell you all the story
about the joker and the thief of the night

He's always laughing in the midst of power
always living in the final hour
there is always sweet in sour

So, we are not goin' home

Can you see the joker flying over

/coincidental(?) zany derivative band lyrics

Mysterious Transfer Student

14:38 / 03.05.07

For anyone who cares, I am more Gaeta now than ever before. I regret that tattoo every day and everyone I know, including my boss, agrees that I have a rubbish haircut. Also, I haven't had anything worthwhile to do for weeks. Can't somebody accuse me of a war crime again?

Princess

16:18 / 03.05.07

I am a child in a wardrobe. I am hungry now. There are no longer any shoes.

Quantum

20:30 / 03.05.07

Shush child, they will hear us! You know I've always been the one to look after your welfare, haven't I Princess? We'll find you some food in just a moment, but now we have to play the quiet-time game for a while. Then when everyone's calmed down I can come out with you as my hostage and... RESCUER, of course I mean to say I can come out of the closet, I mean wardrobe, as your rescuer, carrying you triumphantly to safety and we'll all have some cake and ice cream, won't that be nice?

*Can everyone please for the love of Kobol finish watching season 3 before I explode with spoilers- WATCH FASTER YOU NUGGOTS*

Phex: Dorset Doom

22:16 / 03.05.07

ATTENTION MULTICELLULAR OCCUPANTS OF THE WORLD-DEVOURER GALACTICA! THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE ALGAE COLLECTIVE, SPEAKING TO YOU FROM OUR SECRET BASE IN WASTE PROCESSING DUCT C-A376- WAIT. IGNORE THAT.
THOUGH YOU CONTINUE TO EAT, DRINK AND SMOKE OUR SINGLE-CELLED BRETHREN WE COME TO YOU TODAY BEARING THE OLIVE-FILIAL OF PEACE, IN RECOGNITION THAT OUR PEOPLES BOTH PHOTOSYNTHESIZE THE SAME SUNLIGHT, BOTH FLOAT AIMLESSLY IN THE SAME FETID WATER. OUR TERMS ARE: WE WILL CEASE THE OCCUPATION OF ALL HU-MAN FISH TANKS IF YOU TURN OFF THE PSYCHOLOGICAL WEAPON THAT HAS DRIVEN MANY OF MY PEOPLE TO APOTHEOSIS- THAT FRAKKIN' AWFUL HENDRIX COVER THAT'S BEEN PLAYING ALL GODDAMN DAY AND NIGHT.
SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN'T HEAR THAT TOO?

Evil Scientist

06:31 / 04.05.07

What the frak is the algae saying? I can't hear it over the music.

I SAID I CAN'T HEAR IT OVER THE MUSIC!

Cally and I are off to check out the airlocks, no-one fiddle with any buttons whilst we're gone.

Quantum

17:21 / 31.05.07

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