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Oh, for god's sake...a thread for withering, sarcastic despair at the stupid

 
 
penitentvandal
07:39 / 14.02.07
Okay, we have a thread for anger, we have a thread for mild annoyance, we have a thread for things that look cute, we have a thread for happiness...what about a thread for things that don't annoy you as such, but make you feel a deep, unstoppable tsunami of sarcasm and the urge to say 'for fuck's sake' welling within you, usually at the sheer stupidity of something?

I'll give you an example to start this off: I'm watching the news this morning, and they're on about some school which they think is 'the school of the future.' What was its futuristic innovation? No set classes? Ten-minute lessons? Smart drugs for all? No: the Incredible Innovation of teh Future was that they had a website. Where pupils could email the teachers to ask for help.

Yes: their futuristic, sci-fi innovation was that the school had a website and e-mail. The technology of 1997, today!

For fuck's sake...
 
 
Spaniel
07:45 / 14.02.07
Do we really need another moany thread?

(said the guy who started the worst one of 'em all, and keeps trying to make up for it)
 
 
Triplets
08:03 / 14.02.07
Get your facts straight, Boboss. You didn't start the joke thread.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
08:19 / 14.02.07
Do we really need another moany thread?

(said the guy who started the worst one of 'em all, and keeps trying to make up for it)


And who does seem to try so very terribly hard.
 
 
Triplets
08:24 / 14.02.07
Word.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
08:27 / 14.02.07
Um, that in the spirit of sarcasm, Mr B, as opposed to 'despair at the stupid'

Going back over the abstract, is this thread a good idea?
 
 
Spaniel
10:01 / 14.02.07
Okay, maybe I don't try that hard, but every time I read Barbannoy I feel like I've committed a minor crime, and therefore I am GUILTY!
 
 
Quantum
12:33 / 14.02.07
Guilt and remorse thread anyone?
 
 
Spaniel
13:07 / 14.02.07
I gave something like that a go, but it didn't seem to take.
 
  
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