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Dude, I heard that...

Eloi Tsabaoth

17:06 / 12.02.07

Dude, I heard that this NASA guy was running this program and accidentally proved there was no God, and now they're like blackmailing the government all saying they're going to release the stuff, I mean the evidence, and that's why they're suddenly funding all these missions of Mars and stuff.

Phex: Dorset Doom

17:27 / 12.02.07

You mean this guy?.

The Ghost of Tom Winter

18:17 / 12.02.07

Anyone want to guess at what it might be?
His website has some stuff on telekinesis. Perhaps he's discovered something super l33t as some would say.
What kind of info is he releasing to get people to buy this anyways? I don't think a news group is going to pay 3.5million because some guy said "Hey I got something REALLY REALLY controversial!!! Wanna buy??"

Quantum

20:04 / 12.02.07

I bet it's that the Illuminati put an eye in a pyramid on the dollar bill.

unheimlich manoeuvre

16:09 / 13.02.07

Well I heard that the Allied Powers set up "stay-behind" operations in Western Europe after the end of WW2.
Out of concern of a possible Communist invasion Operation Gladio and other operations were involved in interfering with Democracy.

Why do they hate Democracy?

Corey Waits

00:30 / 14.02.07

Dude, I heard that it wasn't a plane that hit the Pentagon on 9/11... it was actually a MISSILE!

NO SHIT!

My tattooist told me that the footage is on YouTube...

Triplets

00:41 / 14.02.07

Stalin tried to grow his own army of super-apes. Forget sea-monkeys! Try super-monkeys!

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

01:23 / 14.02.07

That's what you get for reading Cold War era Fantastic Four comics while you smoke up. Or using pages as rolling papers, anyway. Super-apes.

Triplets

01:53 / 14.02.07

Damn you, Papes, now I want to see a one-shot called "Fantastic Four: Hawking Holes" which has 22 hypertime variations on the FF.

* Leonardo DaVinci and his apprentices trying to sail the heavens in his clockwork ethership.

* Reed and co vs. Pinko super-apes.

* Doc Savage, Pat, Monk and Ham in their incredible Lunarwing vs. Fu Manchu and his deathrock-powered Celestial Dragon.

* Batman trying to stop Joker from harnessing the Moon's lunacy-inducing M(adness)-Rays to send every werewolf on Earth bonkers in "The Howling (with Laughter!)".

*starts scribbling*

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

02:14 / 14.02.07

Fantastic Four as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Sue as Death (the Invisible Spectre of Death!)? Thing as War?

Loud Detective

02:38 / 14.02.07

Dude, I heard Phil Dick faked his own death and then went into hiding as Phil Lynott, seriously, Barbelithmandude.

Alex's Grandma

05:57 / 14.02.07

I just feel like I'm constantly under surveillance, you know?

I suppose, though, that being in a locked ward it would be a mistake to feel otherwise.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

06:07 / 14.02.07

That'd be just horrifying ... being locked up with cameras watching your every move but this vague feeling that your illness isn't interesting enough, and that the security guards and medical staff are too busy doing crossword puzzles or watching other patients to bother looking at you.

Alex's Grandma

06:23 / 14.02.07

That would be terrible, Papers, but fortunately enough I'm the Katherine Hepburn of ... here. Wherever it is.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

06:32 / 14.02.07

Suppose that makes me Audrey. Somebody fix me a cocktail.

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