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Determined to find a way off the mysterious island he finds himself on, self-styled actor, David Caruso, uses his extensive knowledge of forensics – gleaned from watching CSI: New York – to gain valuable insight into the nature of his prison…
“Some kind of matter…”
“…salty…”
“I’m pregnant!”
Days later
“Just water retention, thank God. But this island is still a mystery!”
Suddenly, a noise from the undergrowth!
“What the?!”
“Maybe I can shed some light on your predicament.”
”Start talking, old man!”
“I, too, was on a flight to Sydney to star in a film about Edgar Allan Poe. Many years ago. When, midway across the Atlantic… or was it the Pacific?...”
“I’ve been here ever since… until now.”
“Why now?”
“Something’s going to happen.”
“What’s going to happen?”
“Something wonderful.”
Suddenly, Shatner disappears!
“All this time and I didn’t make one ‘shat’ pun. Wonder what he meant about something wonderful?”
IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBINSON CARUSO:
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