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After having David Caruso stranded on it for almost one month, the enigmatic island – in a desperate attempt to preserve its sanity – attempts to signal passing UFOs
Meanwhile, on another part of the island, Caruso has also come to a decision…
“With my sensitive skin I should really crack on with that idea I had about making sunblock from a mixture of coconut milk and polar bear essence.”
“…But I can’t shake this crazy feeling that I’m being watched.”
Meanwhile, on yet another part of the island…
- “And remember, ladies and gentlemen, David has no idea that we’re watching him.”
- “Which one am I again, Ant or Dec?”
- “There’s a label in your pants.”
- “But I think I’m wearing your pants.”
Caruso explores the island in an attempt to find some answers.
“…and in your greatest time of need – that, my friend, that was when I carried you… just like I carried Dennis Franz in the first season of NYPD Blue.”
SUDDENLY, FROM AROUND THE NEXT BEACHHEAD!
“What the?!”
“The Statue of Liberty?!”
“But that can mean one thing…”
“Someone… is taking liberties on my island.”
Meanwhile, on another another part of the island…
“I think Purgatory has become way too commercialised these days. Next year We’re thinking of going to the astral plane.”
IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBINSON CARUSO:
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