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Stranded on a mysterious island (although, for reasons of copyright, not technically LOST) David Caruso dreams...
"And the nominees for best actor in the world ever are..."
"...Dennis 'Archduke' Franz, for his portrayal of maverick cop Vinnie Castagoza in NY Bullet; Unidentified 'Black' Male, for his portrayal of maverick cop Houston Texas in NY Blue; and Jimmy 'Riddle' Smits, for his portrayal of by-the -book cop Anton 'Dickens' Dickens in NY Paedo."
"And the award goes to..."
"Looks like Carus-mas has come early!"
Suddenly a noise from the undergrowth!
"What the?!"
"Wake up, David, you're dreaming."
"Some kind of crazy dream! I thought I was stranded on a mysterious island instead of winning awards. I guess that was a case of to sleep...perchance -"
"No, David, you really are on a mysterious island..."
"...and you're still dreaming!"
SOME KIND OF LYNCHIAN NIGHTMARESCAPE!
"Looks as though I'm going to have to...lodge a formal complaint."
"Honestly, if I knew my likeness was going to be used as an excuse for a lack of credible narrative in this week's episode, i would never have agreed to appear."
LATER, AT THAT YEAR'S GOLDEN GLOBE JUDGING PANEL:
"Well, gentleman, you've seen the Caruso offering. What is your verdict?"
- "Guilty!"
- "Guilty!"
- "Guilty!"
IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBINSON CARUSO:
- "Okay guys, the suits upstairs want us to start answering some of the questions we've left hanging so far. Any ideas?"
- "How about he sometimes wears a hat?" |
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