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Charismatic actor and professional head-tilter David Caruso is stranded on a mysterious - possibly metaphorical - island
"Where the hell am I? Could I be in Purgatory?"
FLASHBACK TO THE WRITERS' MEETING!
- "So where are we going with this?"
- "How about they're all dead and they're in Purgatory?"
- "You're all fired."
Suddenly a noise from the undergrowth!
"What the?!"
A mysterious black smoke!
"Where there's smoke... there's...no, wait..."
"Someone should have told it....smoking kills! Yeah, that's much better."
The smoke clears to reveal...
"Some kind of crazy hatch!"
"Then I guess it's a case of...down the hatch."
"Hatch, like a bird's egg hatches! I said egg!"
IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBINSON CARUSO:
"We want to know why you suddenly stopped acting." |
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