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Somewhere in Hollywood an agent makes a call to the most charismatic actor on the planet...
"David, baby! You got a callback for that Edgar Allen Poe flick - they loved what you did with the piece! Pulling the gloch was a masterstroke, and as always you're sunglasses work was peerless! If you're on board they're taking the project in a whole new direction: Poe will be a tortured writer by and a maverick cop by night..."
Caruso listens on speakerphone
"...the only problem is, the audition's in Sydney. You'll have to take a flight this afternoon. I've taken the liberty of booking a ticket."
"Looks like I'll be flying like The Raven... First class."
Somewhere over the Atlantic... or is it the Pacific?
The Plane crashes!!!
Only Caruso's acting abilities save him.
"Where am I?"
"Some kind of crazy island!"
"This wasn't in the brochure..."
Suddenly a noise from the undergrowth!
"What the?!"
RRRAAAWWWRRR!!!!"
"Looks like I've just been diagnosed… as bipolar!"
IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBINSON CARUSO:
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