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I need more than a day off.

16:33 / 11.01.07

Eating from a bag of pistacio nutmeats is like going to a hooker and getting the sex for free.
One feels like they are gettng away with something.

i need to spend more time lithing. it's been too long.

Ex

07:14 / 12.01.07

I think I'd have to be away an awfully long time before I began to think that was a good joke to anounce my return with, Vadrice. Pistachios aren't trying to make a living.

Still, nutty goodness - I'm a macadamia fan, personally.

Whisky Priestess

07:27 / 12.01.07

Pistachios aren't trying to make a living.

The fucking scroungers.

Ex

09:10 / 12.01.07

Yeah, I'm not shelling out for them.

Whisky Priestess

11:17 / 12.01.07

You'd have to be nuts.

11:26 / 12.01.07

jesus h whitely, is this punbelith?

Mon Oncle Ignatius

11:56 / 12.01.07

It's gone completely crackers again.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:03 / 12.01.07

I don't understand. Is this the type of humour that gets the party going in the halls of macadamia?

12:08 / 12.01.07

Just cashew can't think of any good puns.

Ex

13:17 / 12.01.07

Ouch, that's acorny one.

Whisky Priestess

14:17 / 13.01.07

I think this thread is really going place. It's improved so much, in fact, its performance is pecan.

19:28 / 13.01.07

I love it when Barbelith takes a vacation fro macadamia.

19:35 / 13.01.07

I'm certainly sataysfied.

19:38 / 13.01.07

I somehow managed to miss Stoatie beating me to the macadamia pun. Pft. That's left me feeling a bit legumbrious.

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

19:53 / 13.01.07

Vadrice isn't a new member -- if ze were I would guess this is part of some hazeling ritual.

20:00 / 13.01.07

Almond deign to do this shit. It makes me pistachio all, and now myself.
god i hate me

20:39 / 13.01.07

yeah? well... family guy is the worst show on television!

oh wait. wrong message board.
if only tmarins were a nut i would have cracked you all.

20:55 / 13.01.07

So brittle...

20:59 / 13.01.07

That's an aw filbert of punnery.

22:20 / 13.01.07

I disagree. I thought it was a cracker. All conkering in fact. Certainly better than my nougatory efforts.

23:25 / 13.01.07

please a seed to my preferance and cease with this squirrely nonsense. it's the pits!

00:41 / 14.01.07

Barbelith's a birch sometimes.

I hope this sillyness will lessen as you all get alder.

01:50 / 14.01.07

I'm with you eggs actly.

16:44 / 14.01.07

We should all stop monkeying around - more of the nuts, people!

16:57 / 14.01.07

Walnut be able to go on with nut puns forever because there's chestnut enough kinds of nut. Butternut push it.

19:02 / 14.01.07

Just breathe, Barbelith. That's right... breathe... find your centre.