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The Mocking Thread

Quantum

15:59 / 08.01.07

Mock each other here. As long as it's funny, we have enough mean mocking threads as it is. Doggerel or rap battle style encouraged, bonus points for use of puns on mackerel, mockingbird, knock, shock, block etc.
Mock yourself out!

Feverfew

17:56 / 08.01.07

I mock thee, sir, because I think thou art playing with my head, as I watched Plunkett and Maclane last night and I'm thinking you've done this deliberately...

Do you mock me, sir?

Dutch

21:32 / 08.01.07

A wise man never finds himself mocked?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

03:16 / 09.01.07

A wise man will mock himself.

How do you mock a mock turtle if a mock turtle is already mocking itself?

Quantum

10:27 / 09.01.07

Do you mock me, sir?

I have mocked thee, sir, I was fabulous and it was a bloody good laugh.

How do you mock a mock turtle if a mock turtle is already mocking itself?

With a rock.

Evil Scientist

11:23 / 09.01.07

If I wear mocassins on my feet then have I mocked myself?

Olulabelle

11:43 / 09.01.07

Only in so far as showing a flippant disregard for spelling in your search for mocking punnery.

Evil Scientist

11:45 / 09.01.07

I'm a rebel and I'll never be any good.

electric monk

12:06 / 09.01.07

You're like the Teenage Werewolf!

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO MOCK, WE SALUTE YOU!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:37 / 09.01.07

I mocked a snow leopard's ass once.

Let's just say it didn't turn out so good.

Mon Oncle Ignatius

12:45 / 09.01.07

A MAN COULD FORSOOTH STRIDE ACROSS THE GARISHLY-LIGHTED ARENA OF WEMB-LEY, POODLE-MANED IN THE MANNER OF RONNIE JAMES OF DIO, BRANDISHING A FALSE BROADSWORD AS HE MIGHT, AND DECLARE UNTO THE GATHERED THRONG: WE MOCK!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:48 / 09.01.07

Did anyone else know the RJD lineup of Black Sabbath are reforming (I think under the name Heaven & Hell)? That should mock.

Mon Oncle Ignatius

12:58 / 09.01.07

Did anyone else know the RJD lineup of Black Sabbath are reforming (I think under the name Heaven & Hell)?

Just saw that in the RJD Wikipedia entry while researching the above picture.

That should mock.

Mock not the afflicted, for they know not what they do.

Feverfew

17:09 / 09.01.07

I have mocked thee, sir, I was fabulous and it was a bloody good laugh.

You mocked me while I was sleeping, sir? You make a mockery out of mockery.

Be glad I do not deploy my joke about The Priest, his Lovely Handmade Shoes, and the penance of those who Mock, which involves the Moccasins and the Mocker's sin's, lest they be rolling in the aisles!

Quantum

18:59 / 09.01.07

If I paint pics of Dio on your plates I'll make a mockery of your crockery.
I mocked a snow leopard's ass once. stoat
Did you pinch that inch?

Tsuga

21:28 / 09.01.07

good god, you people are making a mockery of mockery.
"Sir, do you call me a Ronnie James Snow Leopard Mocklain?" Now I shall make a porr misspelled pun about your mock-blocking, and ask if I've been mocked? Brilliant.

Mon Oncle Ignatius

21:54 / 09.01.07

Your mock-rock-crockery does not scare me.

Ronnie James Dio does though.

As does the fiendish evil that is darque blaque moquery. It weaves its web of witchery just like mockramé.

Quantum

12:40 / 11.01.07

Trans+Dio = Rockery in Frockery

Evil Scientist

13:51 / 11.01.07

I've been sitting here clocking this mocking.

unheimlich manoeuvre

14:04 / 11.01.07

And if that mocking bird won't sing,
Mama's going to buy you a diamond ring.
If that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's going to buy you a looking glass.

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