Just what it says on the tin. Me first:
U2! Ahaha!
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The tv has them doing a concert at the moment. Bono says some poorly pronounced italian words then says
'they say the Irish can't dance. Teach me how to dance, Italy. Yeah, c'mon'
U2 AHA!
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I have a friend who works in the design department of Abbey Road. One day, U2's manager came in to ask a favour - The Edge* needs a new passport, but isn't allowed to wear his hat for the photo. The Edge has real issues with his baldness, so the manager has come to ask if the Abbey Road lot can photoshop some hair onto The Edge's head. Apparently, he got rather arsey when told that this would be illegal and that, no, Abbey Road would not do this.
U2 HAHA!
*He calls himself 'The Edge'. HAHA!
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During a recent concert, Bono stopped the music and hushed the crowd. In the silence he starts clapping slowly.
'Every time i clap, a child in Africa dies' he says.
Silence, until one audience member shouts back
'WELL STOP DOING IT THEN!'
U2; HAHA!
See, i know i should actually be very pissed off by their stupid bland rock and useless 'charity' 'help'. I should be depressed that people fuel their egos and fall for their bullshit.
But really, all i can do is laugh.
U2; AHAHAHAHA!
Tragedy and Comedy eh? |
