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For example;
I enjoy Russell Brand's work, but can't help feeling that he ought to do something about his hair and trousers before this time next year, lest that image turn round and bite him in the 'Harry Hills' sometime between now and November.
Tom Cruise has done some sterling work for them, arguably, but now he should try and distance himself from the Church of Scientology, on pain of facing a serious case of the 'Travoltas.'
Pete Bennett, of BB fame, could usefully think about getting a job at the Halifax - he'd still be able to provide 'Xtra', the useless fucking wanker, in the ads, plus he'd have a no doubt great pension plan and a career with prospects.
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