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I am a Harlot!

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11:51 / 22.12.06

Cash up front.

12:19 / 22.12.06

can I pay with magic beans?

13:37 / 22.12.06

Moo!

14:34 / 22.12.06

I dunno if I'm up for that kind of thing, Miss....

Perhaps we could stick to more simple erotic exchanges like sexy dancing with some use of jam?

I have 3 magic beans for ya!

15:09 / 22.12.06

Will they turn into a giant beanstalk?

All Acting Regiment

17:36 / 22.12.06

Is this the right place for the sexy party?

No?

Er, care to hear a carol?

17:44 / 22.12.06

I don't care much for harlots, but I never turn down a good strumpet.

17:48 / 22.12.06

@ Allecto

I've got a diaper full of pa-rum-pa-pum-pum here and I'm not afraid to shake it!

17:56 / 22.12.06

What about "Strumpets with Crumpets"?

That's your quasi-breakfast-fetish, right there, buddy.

18:11 / 22.12.06

Nothing like a buttered up crumpet.

18:20 / 22.12.06

bah, I am so craving crumpets, you bunch of teasers, I ruined my own joke.

20:34 / 22.12.06

Stop me someone. I have an urge to start an "I am a crumpet" thread.

The joke is over, right?

20:41 / 22.12.06

Not at all. We're smearing our strumpet with butter and larding it with damson jam... This thread is damned tasty!

21:52 / 23.12.06

Damned tasty, but I was hungry an hour later.

Spyder Todd 2008

16:57 / 26.12.06

Can we eat crumpets off of a strumpet?

16:58 / 26.12.06

Only if you can do it blindfolded with your hands tied behind your back.

17:05 / 26.12.06

I prefer eating buns off nuns.

17:58 / 26.12.06

Ten Hail Marys, for you, Ganesh.

18:05 / 26.12.06

Nothing beats hard liquor off a vicar, though.

19:00 / 26.12.06

Doing dope off the pope?

20:21 / 26.12.06

Or crack off Benedict´s back?

20:32 / 26.12.06

Or acid off a saint's taint.

21:37 / 26.12.06

Some spliff with the Pontiff

Heroin with the Deacon

23:10 / 26.12.06

Getting higher with the Friar!

07:41 / 27.12.06

Or drunk with a monk.

And doing hash off his arse.

08:45 / 27.12.06

"d'you wanna go get high?"

20:06 / 27.12.06

Debunking a monk

while eating drugs.

20:07 / 27.12.06

You shall all burn in TEH HELL!

20:16 / 27.12.06

Unless I get to partake in the naughty fun. Don't want to spend the whole evening as a platter y'know.

20:53 / 27.12.06

Drama with a Lama?

In Alabama?

22:21 / 27.12.06

A feast on a priest

A little fudge on a judge

04:10 / 28.12.06

turds is the words

10:12 / 28.12.06

sticks and stones break james earl jones

10:57 / 28.12.06

Doing ecstacy on the Dioceses

Hopped up on a Bishop

All Acting Regiment

11:42 / 28.12.06

Sureley THE Bishop?

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