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I'm Nadine Baggott

 
 
Ganesh
10:47 / 22.12.06
Pentapeptides really are hot at the moment. Pete Doherty uses them intravenously.
 
 
Sax
13:14 / 22.12.06
When you say on your ads you're hearing a lot about pentapeptides at the moment, exactly who is talking about them? And where do you hear this sort of thing? Because no-one's ever used the word in my presence apart from you.
 
 
Ganesh
19:39 / 22.12.06
You clearly do not move in the correct celebrity circles, "Sax". Just the other week, Russell Brand told me he spreads pentapeptides on his ballbags in preparation for giving Kate Moss a soapy pentapeptide titwank.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:40 / 22.12.06
Pentapeptides won't sort the eyes-too-close-together problem, Nadine. For that, you need nanobots.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
22:32 / 22.12.06
Can a man give a woman a tit-wank? Especially a man as pectorally lacking as R. Brand?

I ask in the spirit of honest research.
 
 
Ganesh
22:48 / 22.12.06
Anything's possible with pentapeptides, Ms Grandma. Daniel Craig uses them as cleavage-grease.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:49 / 22.12.06
Dear Granny,

I suspect that a man cannot give a woman a tit wank. Jade Goody however could clearly get R. Brand off were he to rub it between her breastices.

Regards,

Pretentious Bitch
 
 
enrieb
22:50 / 22.12.06
I am not going to comment on the gender limitations of titwanking but if you must titwank then I recommend that you use pentapeptides, for as well as its anti-ageing properties, it also gives protection against face herpies.

Disclosed herein are pentapeptide derivatives of the formula (SEQ ID NO: 24) XNR1 --CH(R2)--C(O)--NH--CH(R3 --C(O)--NR4 --CH(CH2 Y)--CO--NH--CH[CR5 (R6)--COOH]--C(W)--NH--CH(R7)--Z wherein X is a terminal group, for example, alkanoyl or phenylalkanoyl radicals, R1 is alkyl or phenylalkyl, R2, R3 and R7 are selected from the side chains of amino acid or derived amino acid residues, R4, R5, and R6 are hydrogen or lower alkyl, W is oxo or thioxo, Y is carboxy, carbamyl or 5-1H-tetrazolyl and Z is carboxy or 5-1H-tetrazolyl. The derivatives are useful for treating herpes infections.

Antiherpes pentapeptides
 
 
Ganesh
22:54 / 22.12.06
Jade Goody's a bit below my radar, Pretentious Bitch (can I call you P-Bi?) Her mother, however, is hott! She's been stirring pentapeptides into Lindsey Lohan's Ensure Plus, with her withered arm. Possibly anticipating a girly titwank!
 
 
Ganesh
23:04 / 22.12.06
Pentapeptides are a serious business right enough, Enrieb.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
18:59 / 23.12.06
Dear Ms Biggott,

When the pentapeptides appear on screen in your excellent advertisement, there is something after the word "pentapeptide" not unakin to "KKKTK" - is this to suggest that you are keeping the skin of white supremacists soft?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
19:16 / 23.12.06
Can someone update me on celebrity centipedes? Who's hot - and who's not - in the world of multi-legged magnificence?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:40 / 23.12.06
No you mayn't call me P-Bi. You may refer to me as 1)Pretentious, 2)Bitch, 3)Retch or 4)Pretentious Bitch.
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:25 / 24.12.06
 
  
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