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I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight.

Jawsus-son Starship

21:59 / 08.12.06

I'm bored - what is the worst (or is it worse?) thing you've said today?

My top two are either - "If your gonna do an asphxyi-fuck, you've gotta choke with the hands." or "LOLocaust".

Any bidders.

Ganesh

22:16 / 08.12.06

"She can go fuck herself."

I'm not that original or articulate in my worst-thing-said-todayness. And, I suppose, in the course of an average day I'm not called upon to say horrible injuring things to people. Which is always nice.

Princess

22:19 / 08.12.06

I acidentally made a joke about drugs in drinks to a girl who had suffered attempted date-rape in the last week. Her friend is in hospital from the same.

Yes, I feel like a dick.

Bubblegum Death

00:28 / 09.12.06

"No, we don't give out refunds on our weekly rooms."

I've had a pretty uneventful day.

All Acting Regiment

13:31 / 10.12.06

On the ramps leading out of the building, that are there in case there's a fire and wheelchair users need to get out:

"Yeah, everyone knows disabled people start fires by making the Fire Gods angry!"

Because, yeah, look at me, I'm so fucking clever. What a dick.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

15:15 / 10.12.06

The worst thing I've said today is probably "what you want to do is go up the road, cross over at the crossing and it's probably about fifteen minutes up on your left."

I was giving directions. Otherwise my day has been really quiet, so this was more or less the only time I've said anything today, as I was wandering between Holland Park and Holland Park Station, except for the constant under-my-breath muttering of "fuck, fuck, bastard, fuck" as I walked through mud.

Jawsus-son Starship

00:33 / 12.12.06

'Your heads too big. Yeah, you've got a giant cannister that gives you a vague, big-bird like quality. And it's hollow"

I'm supposed to be in love with this girl!

Char Aina

01:09 / 12.12.06

maybe it's time to move on?
i mean, she's got a canister for a head, for goodness' sake.

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

08:54 / 12.12.06

Useful if you want to store things though.

Whisky Priestess

13:47 / 12.12.06

Haven't done it recently but when drunk I am quite forthright on what physical aspects of people (blokes mainly - they can take it) could be improved by radical plastic surgery. Which is quite rude, really. Although they always start it. ("Have you ever thought of getting a boob/nose job?")

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