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alternatives to juvenile slang

 
  

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The Planet of Sound
11:02 / 11.03.02
"RATTLING-Mumpers, such as run after, or ply Coaches &c"

"GUNDIGUTS, a fat, pursy Fellow."

Ho-ho!
 
 
higuita
11:14 / 11.03.02
Gunties

As for discussing farts, I havbe no wish to, having been trapped in a small room with a hungover parpulous German at the weekend. Quack, quack, quack. Ne'er so many trousercoughs have been heard since Kind Edward took to the throne and said: "Gentlemen, you may honk the arsy-horn."

You'll not get me saying anything about windy-pops.

Prrrp.

'Scuse me.
 
 
Reason
16:22 / 11.03.02
Zoom, you have the most interesting collection of books!
As for fart- one friend referred to them as fluffs... hated that one. "Oops, I fluffed!"
As for horny- loved lickerish too, but as I don't care for licorice much I don't have to worry about the bassets wiggling... now cats...hmm. Love to see cat wiggles.
My personal favourite is Cream my jeans. It's been around forever I know, but it's to the point.
Reason
 
 
Reason
16:24 / 11.03.02
Sorry, double post.

[ 11-03-2002: Message edited by: Reason ]
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:29 / 11.03.02
We have, of course, all heard the one about the jellybaby at the VD clinic (think I recently saw it on the board somewhere).
 
 
Captain Zoom
12:44 / 09.04.02
So I was flipping through "The Perfumed Garden" last night, and I found these lists of alternate names for the male and female genitalia.

Male:
The virile member, generative organ, smith's bellows, pigeon, jingler, untameable, liberator, creeper, exciter, deceiver, sleeper, pathmaker, tailor, quencher, twister, knocker, swimmer, enterer, withdrawer, one-eyed, bald-head, one with an eye, stumbler, funny-head, one with a neck, hairy one, shameless one, bashful one, weeper, mover, annexer, spitter, splasher, breaker, seeker, rubber, flabby one, searcher, discoverer

Female:
the passage, vulva, libidinous, primitive, starling, crack, crested one, snub-nosed, hedgehog, taciturn, squeezer, importunate, sprinkler, desirer, beauty, sweller, high-brow, spreader, giant, glutton, bottomless pit (!?), two-lipped one, camel's hump, sieve, mover, annexer, accomodator, helper, arch, extender, duellist, ever-ready, fleer, resigned, wet one, barricaded one, abyss, biter, sucker, wasp, warmer, delicious one

I particularly like "Starling" for the female one. Cute.

Zoom.
 
 
Fra Dolcino
13:41 / 09.04.02
MERKIN.


http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html
 
 
Cherry Bomb
16:19 / 09.04.02
Couldn't you just say, "Let's get to the fucking!" ?

I like the word horny and will stand by it. Randy is good, too.

And so's this little song:

"I was booooorn to love you
I was boooorn to lick your face
I was boooooorn to rub you
But you were born to rub me first."
 
  

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