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What have I got in common with Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix?

  
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
13:42 / 27.11.06
Ah, yes, a birthday.

Today I officially turn 30 and I am doing my damnedest to make the best of it. I've spent the past few weeks counting down to this day like a condemned man waiting for the electric chair.

It feels weird.

Any words of advice for this new decade?
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
13:55 / 27.11.06
Happy Birthday matey!

The fact that Bruce Lee & Jimi Hendrix are dead & you're still alive means that you're harder than them, which is great! You're not as hard as Segal or Van Damme yet but give it time...
 
 
uncle retrospective
13:56 / 27.11.06
Well happy birthday! Did you get that cd yet?
 
 
Quantum
14:01 / 27.11.06
Happy Birthday pickle! Your Minstrels and Wine Gums (and Dr Who stickers no less) are in the post!
 
 
Ticker
14:14 / 27.11.06
After 30 women only get sexier. Really.

..and you can start being a dirty ol' lady without breaking any laws!

Happy Birthday!
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:41 / 27.11.06
I thank you.

I'm really torn between trying to be okay with it and then just hiding in the flat, whimpering at shadows.
 
 
Quantum
14:44 / 27.11.06
Brazen it out. Just think, what would Simon Pegg do?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:46 / 27.11.06
Drink his face off. Yeah?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:11 / 27.11.06
w00t!

Happy birthday Kali!

There shall be belated birthday boozes aplenty once you make it to Blighty.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
15:13 / 27.11.06
Excellent idea, Stoats.

All the best people are born in November.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
15:41 / 27.11.06
Happy birthday! 30 was a while ago. I remember 30.

THE KNEES WILL GO FIRST. THEN THE LOWER BACK PAIN STARTS.

Remember that.
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:51 / 27.11.06
Happy Birthday Kali!
 
 
electric monk
15:54 / 27.11.06
MattShepherd - Stop it! You'll scare her.

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Congrats on 30, Kali. Embrace it. Own it. Hungrily consume the marrow from its bones and drink deeply of its blood.

KALI IS 30! LOOK ON HER WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!
 
 
electric monk
15:54 / 27.11.06
Also, here is a slice of birthday cake.

  
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
16:44 / 27.11.06
Well, my official party isn't until later this week--everyone gone for holiday--but I am hoping that someone cares enough about me to at least take me out for a drink this evening.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:56 / 27.11.06
Happy birthday, Kali.

I rather enjoyed my 30s, although of course the world was a very different place back then. German was still an official language in Philadelphia, you know.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:00 / 27.11.06
Happy Birthday, K. Some fish sing for you.
 
 
Papess
17:10 / 27.11.06
Welcome to your thirties, Kali!

I love being in my thirties. I thought it was a myth, but the sex just got so much better.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
17:53 / 27.11.06
Xoc, I have to admit that link is ridiculously funny. Thank you.

So, another year older, eh? Does this mean I can start yelling at kids to get my damn lawn?
 
 
Whisky Priestess
18:02 / 27.11.06
Only if they're yours.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
18:13 / 27.11.06
No, no, I was aiming for the neighbourhood kids. With a hose.
 
 
Spaniel
18:44 / 27.11.06


Birthday. Have an ENJOY day!
 
 
Papess
19:05 / 27.11.06
For you Kali...

  
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
12:42 / 28.11.06
That's right. Damn kids.
 
 
Papess
13:05 / 28.11.06
It comes with a free firefighter. Not bad, eh?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
13:07 / 28.11.06
Thanks, Electrix. I needed a firefighter.

Stupid stupid kids....
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
18:59 / 28.11.06
Huzzah for Kali's birthday! Now that you're thirty, you can finally travel the desert with a bunch of people for three years and then start a religion!

Or, I don't know. You could go get hammered. Whichever.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:19 / 28.11.06
Can we get hammered and then start a religion?
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
19:26 / 28.11.06
I vote for starting a religion using hammers.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:27 / 28.11.06
Yes, but where does the alcohol come in?
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
19:28 / 28.11.06
You take it from people, using the hammers. It is sort of a "enforced tithing" system for liquor.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:32 / 28.11.06
You, my friend, are a genius. And my second-in-command for this religion.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
18:31 / 29.11.06
Do I get points as a prophet for initially suggesting it?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
18:53 / 29.11.06
"And lo! Inspector Spyder saith, 'There shall arise a great race armed with hammers, clamouring for mead."
 
  
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