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Lie to Me

 
 
Feverfew
22:39 / 26.11.06
"Yes. It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies... and everyone lives happily ever after."

I've had this on my mind for a while, now, but only feel like typing it now my head is full of cold and I feel a little trashy. I feel much better now than I did when I thought of this originally, but I think other people may get some milage out of too, so:

Life can sometimes suck. It really can. It doesn't matter what your situation is, from rich in Richmond to poor in Paris, occasionally, life will get on top of you and make you want to hide, under your duvet-equivalent, wherever you are.

Before this week, I was getting this feeling regularly. Work was difficult, and personal relationships were getting me down. What I really needed, I decided, was someone to lie to me and tell me the world is in fact a better place than it feels like, that people can be nice, that things go right as much as they go wrong. It would be better if it was true, I grant you, but some days the lie will help much more than the truth ever will.

So.

This topic is for anyone to get anything off their chest that they need lying to about if it would help them feel better. For your posts, you can either be Lied to or Liar. The truth is not unwelcome if it might help, but this isn't about proof; it's about pure, naked lying and distraction therapy.

So: Lithers, if you would be so kind: Lie to me. Lie to anyone who asks for it. Lie to yourself if you feel like it.

Because the world is a better place than all the available evidence would point to, surely?
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
23:02 / 26.11.06
I assume you have heard about the Mayan calendar and the long count. 2012 and the London Olympics (a coincidence? I don't think so.) are fast approaching.
Don't worry everything will turn out great. Yes it's true. The world is on the verge of this absolutely awesome psychological, spiritual and technological breakthrough that is guaranteed to make life infinitely more pleasurable for everyone but especially you. And the best thing about it is you will have to make no effort whatsoever.
 
 
Feverfew
00:17 / 27.11.06
... But any effort is greatly appreciated?

Thank you, anyways.

This was also in a form of response to These two threads in part. The main thing is that the world is a scary place a lot of the time, and I'd like to think that I'm not the only one that needs lying to every now and then...

Five-and-a-bit-years to go, and counting, anyways.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
11:55 / 27.11.06
Not only will the London Olympics bring lasting prosperity, joy and excellent transport facilities to East London, but Britain (including many on this board) will win loads of gold medals and be boss of everything.

HOWEVER

None of it will be televised AT ALL because market research has found it to be incredibly boring. The usual Olmpic TV schedule will be filled by re-runs of Firefly, Dr. Who, Family Guy, The Sopranos, The Wire, Six Feet Under, Desperate Housewives, The Simpsons, Sex and the City, Stargate, Buffy etc.
 
 
Princess
13:21 / 27.11.06
It turned out that I am actually the messiah that you've all waited for and now I've been elected Queen of Canada.

Which was nice.
 
 
Benny the Ball
13:36 / 27.11.06
Contary to popular belief, it was me that scored the last goal at the old wembley, and not Hamman.

And I was in the blind begger the night that Jack the Hat etc
 
 
Ticker
15:40 / 28.11.06
hey would some kind soul lie to me please?

I'm going to drop off a mixed CD to my estranged friend as a sort of bon voyage gift. (Ze's moving in a few weeks) Sure some of the songs have rough edge of 'you done me wrong' but many have a 'you'll always be my sib'& 'you'll have a grand life'. Pointy yet cuddly, a fine mix of great songs.....

Any how we're at the point were we see each other in pubs and smile and act civil and then get the fuck away. It makes me sad but it is better than being drunk and fighting or worse.

So can you lie to me and tell me it's a brilliant gesture that will be well received and cherished and new favorite songs will be gleaned from its shiny silver surface? Please?
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
15:46 / 28.11.06
xk, they will enjoy it I am sure.

The CD might not patch things up between you, but it is very unlikely to make things worse.
 
 
Ticker
16:28 / 28.11.06
oooh you're good... that sounded possible!
thanks!
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
19:05 / 28.11.06
If it has one of your patented wicked awesome covers, it is sure to improve things.

Plus, it is a stumble-uponnable keepsake that even if it does not help in the short term, will be found and re-found for years to come as a little bit of positive reinforcement.
 
 
Ticker
19:13 / 28.11.06
It does! It will! Thank you!

One cover in this case is Cemetery Polka by Mr. Tom Waits redone as Cmentarna Polka by Kazik Staszewski. Mr. Wait's work really is superb in polish. If you haven't heard Kazik Staszewski's versions you just haven't lived.

Wait there are two more really good covers on it...Wish You Were Here as done by Rasputina and Speed of Pain as done by Haujobb.

Hellya, I've got it all wrapped up! (Especially with Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung, I mean c'mon!)
 
 
Feverfew
18:02 / 04.12.06
Would someone mind telling me:

- That it isn't so cold

- That I don't have to go back to work tomorrow

- And that marriage isn't a doomed institution (not for me personally, like, but I'd still like to know)?

Many, many thanks...

(Also: WP: "The usual Olympic TV schedule will be filled by re-runs of Firefly..."

Hot damn, but you know your target audience, don't you!)
 
 
Ticker
18:16 / 04.12.06
it isn't cold you could have been visiting me on the frosty east coast with the snow flying and the sea gustin'. Where you've been was just abnormally hot.

You're not going to work tomorrow YOU'RE GOING TO A MAGICALLY PIXIE FILLED LAND OF HAPPY FREE COFFEE AND SWEATER CLAD GENDER AMBIGUOUS UBERVIXENS!!!!


and marriage is often a magnificent celebration of best friends getting a metric shit ton of drinks together, watching TV (like Buffy, Firefly, Angel, BSG) and having adventures for years! Really.
 
 
Feverfew
18:20 / 04.12.06
Well, thank you!

(It's not my marriage. But it's still strangely annoying/depressing when both the people involved are friends.

I should have known something was wrong when I had to make them watch Serenity...)
 
  
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