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What do you call your, y'know?

 
  

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Disco is My Class War
11:54 / 29.11.06
Yes.
 
 
Triplets
12:10 / 29.11.06
The Salami Swami
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:25 / 29.11.06
In the extremis of alcoholic birthday joy, a friend of mine happily told the world that he was going home now to show his girlfriend his "corrupto-ferret".

But then he also claimed "they" were building corrupto-beams "over there". So Zod knows what he may have been talking about.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
13:51 / 29.11.06
But it'll make my first born sound like he could be the God-Emperor of the universe.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
14:00 / 29.11.06
Yeah but it'd also mean that you're basically having it off with your kid!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:05 / 29.11.06
It is a very tiny molecule that can penetrate most organic material and be 'dosed' to carry other chemicals (usually anti-inflamatory medications).

There was a time in the 1970's where people in Montreal claimed that their doorknobs had been smeared with a mixture of DMSO and LSD.


And, if the Dead Kennedys are to be believed (it's a big "if", mind you), the door handles of cop cars.
 
 
Quantum
14:05 / 29.11.06
The Plough. Or Ursa Major.
 
 
electric monk
14:16 / 29.11.06
Stoatie, Jello Biafra wouldn't lie. He WOULDN'T! He speaks TRUTH!


My genitalia likes to be called the King of Wands, BTW.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
14:42 / 29.11.06
I wonder if Jello Biafra calls his bits Jello Biafra. Seems like the kind of thing he would do.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
14:52 / 29.11.06
So you think I should change the name of my penis if I ever have a kid?

Actually I could see where it could cause confusion.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
14:56 / 29.11.06
To be honest I'm not the best person to ask my kid's called Peeneye.
 
 
Laughing
17:47 / 29.11.06
Why do people tend to name their bits as if they were the most magical and uber-special gift that anyone could ever be given? - High Priestess of Pantmustache

Is that true? Explains why I always got funny looks for calling mine "Typical Bits" and "The Off-the-Shelfer".
 
 
Ticker
18:10 / 29.11.06
I'm tempted to start calling she-parts 'Love Removal Machines' but then that could just be due to recent exposure to the Cult.

I've just finished reading Angela Carter's excellent book The Sadeian Woman and even now there's something about calling sexual organs (or body parts in general) meat that drops me right back into de Sade's charnel house.
 
 
Hydra vs Leviathan
23:37 / 29.11.06
That wasn't meant to be an image smiley. It was just meant to be a colon and a bracket, looking sad.

Also, i was actually trying to self-deprecatingly mock the tendency to "name their bits as if they were the most magical and uber-special gift that anyone could ever be given", but i'm obviously not good at being humorous...

In reality, penis, dick or cock, most commonly dick. Very occasionally, when feeling extremely pretentious, lingam.

collectively rather than just the 1*, just "bits". my intersex friend also just uses "bits", tho she tends to refer to genitalia in general as "boy bits" or "girl bits" rather than any more specific words...

i have another friend who calls female genitals "innie bits" and male genitals "outie bits", which i find neatly dismissive of gendered terminology...

* i had a very odd conversation once about the supposed inherent sexism of binary code. 1s and 0s, anyone?
 
 
Glenn Close But No Cigar
13:20 / 30.11.06
My chum calls his 'The Herald of Free Enterprise'...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:57 / 30.11.06
That _is_ good.

Tumescent: Jim Bob
Flaccid: Fruit Bat
 
 
Glenn Close But No Cigar
15:40 / 05.12.06
Semi-proud: Sherrif Fatman?
 
 
LykeX
22:01 / 05.12.06
Although, I've never had a name for my personal sexual equipment, I must admit to a certain appreciation for the term The Bald Avenger, from War of the Roses.
 
  

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