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Food as a Present

 
  

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The Natural Way
07:26 / 24.11.06
I want to make some lovely food for my mum this christmas and I need to be told how to do it. Curry powder? Pasta? Pate? etc....
 
 
Evil Scientist
07:35 / 24.11.06
This thread ought to get you rolling. The mega-garlic soup someone posted up is a personal favourite of mine at this time of year.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
08:40 / 24.11.06
nothing says christmas like a bowl of dung Marriage!
 
 
The Natural Way
09:08 / 24.11.06
But mega-garlic soup will not keep, will it? My mother will have enough food in her fridge for a month (I know, it's sickening etc...) this xmas. It needs to keep.

Could freeze it, I suppose, but it's not the same - pretty hampers and all that.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
09:27 / 24.11.06
do you want to make it or buy it? It's just that there's a really good italian deli in the South Lanes that does brilliant hampers and they're pretty reasonable price wise. Bought one for my Mum last year and it lasted for ages...
 
 
Evil Scientist
09:35 / 24.11.06
But mega-garlic soup will not keep, will it? My mother will have enough food in her fridge for a month (I know, it's sickening etc...) this xmas. It needs to keep.

Could freeze it, I suppose, but it's not the same - pretty hampers and all that.


Here's an idea then, tell us what you want. Your initial post just said you want to make some food for your Mum. A statement which could mean any number of things. I, mistakenly, assumed cooking for her would mean use of a kitchen to make hot food.

Are you making a hamper for her? If you're expecting it to last at least a month before being eaten then I'm not sure what kind of foods you could cook for her aside from preserves and smoked meats.
 
 
jentacular dreams
09:42 / 24.11.06
I recently made a friend of mine a jar of olives and sundried tomatoes, fried in oil with onions, garlic, chilli and herbs. I reckon it will keep for about 3 weeks as I sterilised the jar by boiling beforehand.

For keeping things sterile, a trick we use in the lab a lot is just working off-surface and next to a (big) open flame. It will kill most things in the surrounding air, and i think a gas hob on full blast would work just as well (assuming you can stand the heat).

I'm working on a jar of pickled mushrooms this weekend. Tastes a lot better than it sounds. Again, should keep for about 3-4 weeks.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
10:05 / 24.11.06
Fruit cake keeps very well, but is probably the last thing anyone wants more of at Christmas. Otherwise, jams and other preserves are good - I dunno, there's not that much in season at the moment, but you could try a three-fruit marmalade or something. Lemon curd doesn't keep well at all though.
 
 
Disco is My Class War
10:27 / 24.11.06
Make preserved lemons! What you do is, put a bunch of lemons in a bowl of boiling water and leave them for about three days. Then slice them and put lots of salt on them, and leave that overnight. (You need LOTS of salt.) The next day, rinse the salt off and pack the rinsed sliced lemons in jars very firmly, then pour olive oil over so it fills the jar. Chuck in a few sprigs of thyme, close the jar and leave it for at least a fortnight.

I don't know if your mum likes Moroccan, but preserved lemons are really good in salads and as a general garnish, as well as in tagines.

To sterilise jars (in case you don't know) I wash them, put them in the oven without their lids for half an hour, and just make sure the lids are scrubbed and rinsed in very hot water. You shouldn't ever sterilise jars by pouring boiling water into them -- the jars will break. I've had jam and preserves keep for two or three years this way.

(Obviously the best system is Fowlers Vacola, but I can't afford to shell out for the whole kit.)
 
 
sorenson
10:30 / 24.11.06
If you have a pasta machine, or can borrow one, pasta is a brilliant, easy to make, impressive looking and mid-lasting present (lasts longer if you don't use eggs I think). But you really need a pasta machine, because I think that rolling it out and cutting it by hand would get really tedious. Most machines come with instructions, but it's basically just flour (Italian if you can get it) and water and/or eggs. For coloured pasta replace the water with pureed vegetables - beetroot is really pretty, as I mentioned in the other thread.

Jam is really easy too. I always felt overwhelmed by jam because I imagined huge seething pots and vast amounts of complicated sterilising, but then my partner's grandmother showed me the light. You can make about three or four jars of jam at once with about a kilo of fruit (usually equal amounts of fruit and sugar, but I would recommend googling a recipe because it can vary depending on the fruit you choose). The best thing about jam (as opposed to pickling) is that you don't have to sterilise the jars - as long as they are good and clean and you pour the jam in while it's still boiling hot, the jam itself will do the sterilising. Jars filled with jam are so pretty...they make great presents. And let's face it, who doesn't love jam?
 
 
sorenson
10:32 / 24.11.06
Hey Disco I have a Fowlers! C's aunt lent it to us, complete with about a million jars! But I have no idea how to use it - do you? We should totally have a preserve-making weekend...
 
 
Haus of Mystery
10:52 / 24.11.06
How about you get her one of those pre-packaged Christmas Dinners? Put a sprig of parsley on it - VOILA! You are teh gOOd sOn!
 
 
Spaniel
10:59 / 24.11.06
I'm gonna make me some preserved lemons!

Mac, considering marriage will be eating Christmas dinner round at Mum's that's doing himself out of top nosh.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
11:08 / 24.11.06
B..b..but look!

 
 
The Natural Way
11:10 / 24.11.06
Look, you (boboss), stop nicking my ideas!

It all sounds great, guys. Thanks. But does anyone know how to make that pesky curry powder?
 
 
Spaniel
11:13 / 24.11.06
Well, it wasn't actually your idea, and you didn't lay claim to it as a gift. Despite what others may think, we can't read each others minds.

Anyway, I wasn't talking about making the lemons as a present, I was thinking about making them for me.
 
 
Evil Scientist
11:15 / 24.11.06
How about this?

4 1/2 teaspoons ground coriander
2 teaspoons turmeric
1 1/2 teaspoons cumin seeds
1/2 teaspoon whole black peppercorns (1/2 to 1)
1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes (1/2 to 1)
1/2 teaspoon cardamom, whole,without pods
1/2 inch cinnamon sticks
1/4 teaspoon whole cloves
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger

In a blender container, place all.
Cover and grind for 1 to 2 minutes or till mixture is a fine powder.
Store spice mixture in airtight container in cool dry place.
 
 
Spaniel
11:16 / 24.11.06
Mac, that looks almost as nice as this



I should stop. Triplets will be trying to eat his screen.
 
 
Olulabelle
12:01 / 24.11.06
Preserved lemons sound lovely, I think I shall definitely make those.

Lemon curd keeps really well until the jar is opened if the jar is sterilized , and then once open it keeps in the frige for about three weeks.

Another good way to sterilize jars is to run them through the dishwasher first before doing the oven thing.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
12:20 / 24.11.06
Does it have to be food? You could suprise her with a bottle or 2 of home made wine or maybe some slow gin?


 
 
illmatic
12:27 / 24.11.06
Boboss: Is this a present or something you're going to cook on Christmas Day or thereabouts? If the former, it's dependent on hat type of food your mum likes. You can buy a small basket, and select food from the relevant country. For instance, a Thai Hamper would include a bag of chillis, Thai Fish sauce, lime leaves, lemon grass, fresh limes, dried noodles etc. Shows thought and consideration, and is cheap as well. I did this for my old man a couple of years back with a chinese hamper and he loved it. If you want to beef up the present, a couple of cooking implements (i.e. pestle and mortar), a few cookbooks, and Bob's your auntie's live in lover.
 
 
Olulabelle
12:31 / 24.11.06
Harrison, it's 'sloe' as in the berry rather than 'slow' as in it takes a long time!

!MARRIAGE!, have you thought about making chocolate truffles? They're very easy to make and you can also design the box and make it up out of card, or material covered card. It's a really lovely present I think and also chocolate keeps.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
12:35 / 24.11.06
cheers for the corrrection, I'm quite sloe sometyne...
 
 
Spaniel
12:37 / 24.11.06
Eggs, great idea, wrong person.

I forgive you, but only just.
 
 
illmatic
12:42 / 24.11.06
I'm very sorry.
 
 
Tabitha Tickletooth
12:47 / 24.11.06
Not sure if it's the kind of thing you're after, but I did bottles of oils for lots of friends a few years ago when I had a really good herb garden year. Basil, garlic, thyme - all sorts of things. The fun part was in finding really groovy bottles, which you can get quite cheap, and the only real expense is an excellent quality olive oil.
 
 
The Natural Way
12:53 / 24.11.06
It happens all the time, Eggs. Don't worry.

Chocolate truffles, eh? How do I set about making them, then?

Look, before anyone complains, I know this thread is essentially a very lazy idea - I could just google this stuff - but it's fast becoming a pretty cool resource, isn't it?
 
 
Closed for Business Time
13:04 / 24.11.06
Second that !MARRIAGE!... now if only someone could start a thread in Headshop on the politicks/culturix of western gift-systems. Marvel Mauss anyone?
 
 
Spaniel
13:43 / 24.11.06
It happens all the time, Eggs. Don't worry.

To be speaking for oneself
 
 
Ex
13:52 / 24.11.06
!MARRIAGE! - for truffles, chop a large amount of chocolate into very small bits (easiest - whack on a chopping board and shave fractions off with a really big knife pivoted on its tip, like when chopping herbs up fine, until it's all in very small lumps, shavings and chocolate dust).
Place in a big bowl.

Heat double cream to the pouint of boiling. Turn off very quick. Pour into chocolate crumbs.

Stir until it's all a wonderful gloopy fondue. Eat some. Feel a bit sick.
Come back five minutes later. Give it another stir. Eat some more. Curse your own inability to stop picking at it. Damn it's good. Feel sick.

Divide it into a few different smaller bowls, and add some flavours! Booze, vanilla essence, oils, potions, chopped nuts or fruit. (If you're not sure, experiment on a small bowl first - I have wrecked an entire batch of ingredients trying to make lavender truffles). Or my favourite - beat soft butter into it until it turns a shade or two lighter. I think it's technically a 'ganache' - very good.

Come back at regular intervals and give all the bowls a good beating.

Come back before they're completely set firm and roll the mixture into balls, or into long sausages and chop them up. I wear latex gloves for this bit, otherwise you have to keep washign chocolate off your hands and that just seems wrong, somehow. It's best to start the recipe in the morning and pop back int eh afternoon, because I find the setting times unpredictable, and if you leave them overnight you can find they've set hard and can't be rolled out.

To differentiate visually between the flavours, you can roll them in things - cocoa powder, nuts. Or squash them with a fork, or place a little something on top of each (slice of crystallised ginger etc).

Quantities - you may have to google that bit. The thing is, I've made them so often that I now go by a innacurate estimate of ratio. Thus a giant tub of cream will do a mega-bar of chocolate, but I couldn't tell you what either of those weigh. I will check the supermarket and report back this evening.

Have fun!
 
 
Ex
13:53 / 24.11.06
On rereading, all that 'regular intervals' thing sounds a bit labour-intensive and professional - I was thinking of hourly, or more rarely, intervals.
 
 
Olulabelle
14:22 / 24.11.06
I think crystallised stem ginger truffles are lovely, espresso coffee too and they're both easy to make. So is chopped hazelnut. I had some the other day with cognac flambé banana in them but they were made by a company called Booja Booja. They're organic vegan chocolates and made me want to cry they were so lovely, but they cost about a car to buy.

Are you any good at carpentry !MARRIAGE!? If you are you could make the box for the chocolates and that is an even better gift. Then your Mum can keep the box for ever and get all sentimental about how talented her offspring is every time she looks at it.
 
 
illmatic
14:24 / 24.11.06
I may make my mum some truffles for Xmas. It's about all I can afford. I'm also going to make some for Boboss, in the shape of an apology.
 
 
The Natural Way
14:24 / 24.11.06
Thanks so much, ex. Definitely doing the curry powder, the truffles and the pasta (don't know if Mum'd be into pickled lemons).... Anyone got any more good ideas?
 
 
Disco is My Class War
11:51 / 29.11.06
Panforte. It's this extremely sweet, spicy, dense Italian chocolate, fruit and nut cake, a bit like brownies on acid. It's a bit of a drama to make, but it's so delicious you won't care. It's incredibly rich and dense, so you don't have to give people very large pieces. Plus, it keeps forever and it wraps up as a gift very well. Plus if you buy totally dark chocolate, it's also vegan. (Except for the honey. Some vegans I know still eat honey. I guess for really hardcore vegans you could use golden syrup instead.)

Ingredients:

3/4 cup baking flour
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground coriander
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
3/4 cup honey
3/4 cup sugar
250 grams good dark chocolate, chopped into very small pieces (or more, if you're partial to a richer, more chocolatey panforte)
1/2 cup dried figs, chopped (or if you don't like figs, any dried fruit will do: apricots, dates, whatever.)
1/2 cup candied cherries
1/2 cup candied citron, cut into small pieces
1/2 cup candied orange peel, cut into small pieces
1 cup almonds or hazelnuts, toasted and coarsely chopped (use any nuts you think will work -- sometimes it's made with pinenuts, sometimes with cashews.)
Icing sugar

How to make:

1. Preheat oven to 300° F and adjust oven rack to center position. Brush a cake tin or a sqaure brownie pan with butter. Cut parchment, or rice paper to fit pan bottom. Brush paper with butter and fit into pan bottom. Using a square or rectangular pan makes it easier to use greaseproof paper or rice paper, because you don't have to cut any shapes.

2. Roast the nuts by spreading them flat on a large baking tray and baking at 350F for 5-10 minutes or until they're golden brown, turning them over once or twice. With the hazelnuts, if you're using them, fold them in a tea-towel straight from the oven and leave them to steam for 5 minutes and then rub the tea-towel on a chopping board or the kitchen bench to remove the skins. You don't have to bother with this, of course.

3. Meanwhile, combine the flour and spices in a small bowl. Set aside.

4. Put the honey and sugar in a medium sized saucepan over a low heat. (I know, honey and sugar together. Weird huh? But it tastes DIVINE.) Cook it slowly until it boils, stirring lots to make sure it doesn't burn. Take it off the heat and put in your chopped chocolate pieces; stir until they melt in. Wait until it cools to taste it, otherwise you're looking at a burnt finger.

5. Stir in the fruit, candied peel and nuts. Then stir in the flour. Beat the mix until it looks sort of smooth and a bit glossy. It shouldn't be too wet, though.

6. Pour batter into the prepared pan. Wet your hand a little bit and press the mixture to spread it evenly across the tin. Bake for 30 minutes in the oven, or until it's starting to simmer around the edges. Get a little sick eating the leftovers in the bowl and spoon.

6. When the panforte is done cooking, slide a knife around the pan to loosen it, and invert it onto a cooling rack. You can peel off the rice paper or greaseproof paper now. When it's cool, invert it again and dust the top with icing sugar. If you use rice paper, which is edible, you can easily leave it in the tin to cool and keep the rice paper on as a decoration; just trim the edges of the paper later.

7. Presentation: If the edges are a bit uneven (some brownie trays have curved edges) trim off the edges of the panforte about 1cm in. Eat this bit. Cut the rest into slices or squares. It's a bit like nougat, so long thin slices work very well. Alternatively, you could bake the panforte in a really high square pan and cut it into 10cm cubes. Wrap with some nice-looking paper or put in pretty bags; tie with a ribbon; and you have the perfect Xmas foodie gift.

8. Storage: Because Xmas happens in summer here and I'm a bit germ-conscious, I usually store panforte in the fridge, but I guess it would be fine to keep it in an airtight container at room temperature in northern hemisphere December. Like the truffles, you could make little boxes for it.

I've seen all kinds of panforte, some without chocolate, too. That's why I like it -- endlessly adaptable.
 
  

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