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Denfeldian update 2000

 
  

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Jack Denfeld
20:23 / 23.11.06
Gave blood, didn't eat, drank a lot,passed out,broke jaw on bar. Mouth was wired shut for awhile, got really skinny.

No computer,posting from my Aunt's house.

Miss you all, love you all.
 
 
alas
20:25 / 23.11.06
Hi, Jack--Does this mean you have to have thanksgiving turkey through a straw?
 
 
matthew.
20:41 / 23.11.06
The King was silenced!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:55 / 23.11.06
He silenced himself, by the sound of it. You can't expert monarchs to be skilled in everyday living. It would be like expecting the late Queen Mother to know how to roll a Camberwell carrot or waiting at the till in Sainsburys for Prince Charles to trouser his fig rolls and remember his PIN number.

Welcome back, Jack!
 
 
Jack Denfeld
21:34 / 23.11.06
Nah,I got the metal taken off a couple of weeks ago. I had quite the figure during the 8 weeks it was wired shut. They recommended making weird milkshakes and stuff, but Denfeld don't cook, so I was living off slimfast and ensure and stuff.

I thought I could get drunk on the cheap if I gave blood and didn't eat all day. Not the best idea really.
 
 
Baz Auckland
21:58 / 23.11.06
There's a new poster that goes by the name JD... for their first few posts I thought it was your quiet, yet triumphant return (until they mentioned they're australian....)

What's it like not to talk for 8 weeks?
Can we have a JD/Jack Denfeld Death Match?
 
 
matthew.
22:42 / 23.11.06
How was the pain? What was it like? Details, Jock Penfeld!
 
 
Dead Megatron
22:47 / 23.11.06
The Emperor Has No Internet Access (a fable for the new cetury)

Anyway, when Ze who is Mighty and Much Penfold-like returns from his Spiritual Pilgrimage to the Netherlands of IRLand, all of you sinners shall have your comeupance... or somethin'
 
 
Grey Cell
22:52 / 23.11.06
Ouch. Same thing happened to me when I was 10, so I sympathize. Not talking had its advantages though - I can see why monks like it so much.

On the subject of nutrition, fruit smoothies are cheap and easy to make, especially if you can get them at a farmer's market or go dumpster diving. No cooking involved, and any loyal subject can learn to operate a blender.

Besides - keep a few bottles, add sugar, let everything ferment for a while, and you have the best of both worlds: you can stay reasonably healthy and well-fed, AND you can get roaring drunk. (It's a teeny bit more complicated if you don't want to go blind though, be warned)
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
23:01 / 23.11.06
Hey, Jack!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:06 / 23.11.06
Welcome back, your motherfucking majesty!
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
23:16 / 23.11.06
Ouch. Same thing happened to me when I was 10, so I sympathize.

Why would anyone serve alcohol to a ten--ah, fuck it.


Good to hear you've not been assassinated. I'd like to keep Barbelith regicide-free.
 
 
Blake Head
23:20 / 23.11.06
Fucking hell, Grey Cell, you purposefully gave blood and didn't eat so you could get drunk faster when you were ten? Dude... Hardcore.

Welcome back, Jack!
 
 
Corey Waits
00:48 / 24.11.06
Can we have a JD/Jack Denfeld Death Match?

Well, in my defence I didn't realise I was stepping on anyone's toes... But I'm always down for a nice, relaxing death match.

I really need to think of a new name anyway...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
03:14 / 24.11.06
Okay, let's all think of new names for JD. One at a time please. My first: Gut-smasher.
 
 
Mistoffelees
05:16 / 24.11.06
Johnny Dash, Jesse Duster, John Donstantine
 
 
Grey Cell
06:53 / 24.11.06
For the sake of stopping your collective imagination before it completely mauls what little is left of my reputation:

I was not given alcohol then. Didn't distill my own hooch either (tried that once in high school — bad idea).

That was just me reminiscing about how things could have been in a different and better alternate universe. Like, in hindsight, it would've been a damn sight cheaper than all those painkillers and other fancy pills. A bit more fun too, probably.

"Okay, let's all think of new names for JD"

Jolly Dodger. John Denfeld? Just Don't... never mind.
 
 
Evil Scientist
06:58 / 24.11.06
"Clubber" Buddleson?
 
 
Spaniel
08:44 / 24.11.06
JD, you're not stepping on anyone's toes.

YOU ARE STEPPING ON THE TOES OF THE KING!!!


I thought I could get drunk on the cheap if I gave blood and didn't eat all day. Not the best idea really.

No, a really bad idea. You must look after yourself better.
Great to hear from you, however.
 
 
Dead Megatron
09:38 / 24.11.06
"Okay, let's all think of new names for JD"

Jesus Damn

Juvenile Doom

Jell-O Definitive

Just Divine

Jerk Dedication

Jesuit Denomination

Johnny Dweivative
 
 
Dead Megatron
09:39 / 24.11.06
Johnny Derivative, actually
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
10:08 / 24.11.06
Jeez, dude.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
10:50 / 24.11.06
Huh. These are great suggestions, except they kinda suck. DM, your boorishness continues to amaze and bemuse; you are like the Prince Namor of Barbelith.

Suggestion number two from the Qalynator: The Big Idea
 
 
Haus of Mystery
10:55 / 24.11.06
I think your new user name should be Robocop. Or Alien 3. OK?
 
 
Dead Megatron
12:38 / 24.11.06
Huh. These are great suggestions, except they kinda suck. DM, your boorishness continues to amaze and bemuse; you are like the Prince Namor of Barbelith.

I'd never be caught on camera with speedos like Namor's, though.

Luv you too, btw
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
12:43 / 24.11.06
howabout "Tilt At The Windmills, Brother!"?
 
 
iamus
12:47 / 24.11.06
Dancey LeChop's Thrusting Penis Party.

or

Dracula's Spectacular Vernacular
 
 
Haus of Mystery
13:10 / 24.11.06
Or Ultimate Hulk vs Ultimate Wolverine vs Ultimate Man-Thing.

Has a certain charm I feel.
 
 
Triplets
13:32 / 24.11.06
After watching the HPA talking about Alex Litvinenko today I think your name should be "Major Dose", "Mjr. Dose" or, possibly, "Mayor Dose".

But not as much as it should be "Alien 3"
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
15:38 / 24.11.06
Hi Jack Denfeld. Any chance of more Adventures of Nimrod? Please.
 
 
Olulabelle
23:03 / 24.11.06
Hello again Jack Denfeld. I recommend Ovaltine made with milk - it tastes lush and calorifically it's helpful. Also there are no bits to get stuck in the wire.

JD, I liked Jack Destruct and I wasn't confused at all.
 
 
The Falcon
23:06 / 24.11.06
I was; you really should be called Alien3. If you can get that wee 3, that'd be even better. (I can't.)
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:09 / 24.11.06
I am not here, I am on sabbatical, and am therefore not posting to say Ouch, sorry about your face, hope you feel better and that we see more of you soon.
 
 
Triplets
01:00 / 25.11.06
Alien³
 
 
The Falcon
01:02 / 25.11.06
Alien³, yeah. I wish I had that name, dude.
 
  

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