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Her Piratical Highness:

Princess

20:35 / 17.11.06

I am, by dint of my pirate powers, stealing Haus' idea and devoting an entire thread to myself. Also, because I teh extreme roxxor, I think it fairly obvious I deserve a thread like this.
However, due to my rocking like a granite mountain, all my loyal Barbelith subjects do love me. I begin to tire of your fawning adulation. This thread shall be filled with insults against my pristine beautifulism. You, scruffy proletariat dog people, must place creative, colourful and laugh-inducing in the thread to please me, you Princess.

In Summary: HPH rocks royally. Amuse me with pseudo-rage.
Those who fail to entertain shall HAVE THEIR HEADS CUT OFF!!!11111ONE!!!OMGWTFROFLCOPTER!! Those who do entertain me may get a handkerchief, or some such trivial object from my august lifestyle, which they may hold and adore and use to feel closer to my divine personage. Also I can cure scrofula.

Post now. Your Princess demands it!

Mistoffelees

20:45 / 17.11.06

You are like so much stuffed pheasant, which is part of a hat of the queen, which she accidently sat and one of her rabid corgies tinkled on!

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

21:05 / 17.11.06

Can a princess even be a pirate? I thought they were natural enemies, like mongoose and cobra.

Princess

21:20 / 17.11.06

I'm a self proclaimed Princess. Some are born to royalty, some achieve royalty, and some wrestle their titles from from the bleeding lips of their dying prey. I, scourge (the kinky kind) of the digital oceans, am of the last type. Now pay tribute or be destroyed!

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

21:24 / 17.11.06

Uh... your princessosity is ... unparalleled among... oh God oh God oh God... uh... among princesses and, er, pirates of the most, uh, princessey sort OH GOD DON'T KILL ME PLEASE I PROBABLY HAVE SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

21:31 / 17.11.06

Some are born to royalty, some achieve royalty, and some wrestle their titles from from the bleeding lips of their dying prey. I, scourge (the kinky kind) of the digital oceans, am of the last type.

I found my royalty in a box of Lucky Charms! I traded it to a kid for more Lucky Charms.

Mourne Kransky

21:39 / 17.11.06

I put a pea under your mattress weeks ago and you never noticed, Princess. You're a fraud. Vegetables never lie. Even the very little ones.

Princess

21:52 / 17.11.06

I never told you, that doesn't mean I didn't notice. Rest assured that I'm using my influence to turn the court against you, with knives.

Princess

21:53 / 17.11.06

Also, royal proclamation:

Get back on topic!

Grey Cell

22:00 / 17.11.06

Kill me if ye please, or spare me. But one thing I'll say, and no more; if ye just buy me rum, then bygones are bygones, and when y'are in court for piracy it'll be me that comes in with guns blazing to save yer pretty royal neck. Kill another and do yerself no good, or drink with me and keep a loyal ally to save ye from the gallows when it's yer time to swing.

('less I still be dead pissed or hung over, o'course.)

Arr.

HCE

23:03 / 17.11.06

Not half bad taste in fish.

Evil Scientist

23:06 / 17.11.06

Would you consider privateering? Only the King of Spain asked me to check.

8===>Q: alyn

02:21 / 18.11.06

Don't be ridiculous, "Princess". We all know where you come from.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

05:38 / 18.11.06

I'm a Goddess, so if you want to pledge yourself to me Squiddles then I might let you keep your throne. And your head. And your pretty shoes.

miss wonderstarr

06:31 / 18.11.06

Where is the Rebel base?

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

07:14 / 18.11.06

Alright. Enough. I have had it with princess pirates! I have had it up to here. Every goddam day I have to deal with some asshole princess with a peg leg and a parrot. The other day? I was driving down the road and one totally cuts me off. I give her the finger and she shoots at me with a seventeenth century flintock pistol. I don't even know how she did it, I'm pretty sure it takes two people just to load the damn things.

Also they don't tip for shit.

petunia

10:27 / 18.11.06

I, poet laureate to our ever-putrid seafaring princess, offer this Haiku in honour of this, the royal time of disrepute:

Princess fishdick is
Nothing but a fishdick, yar!
Her eunuch told me

Also, this:

Pirate princesses
always meet misfortune, fate
a kick in the boat

Princess

12:16 / 18.11.06

.trampetunia, you earn a token of my esteem.

My only mildly used 'kerchief.

All others, work harder. I can smell a beheading in the air.

Yar.

uncle retrospective

12:43 / 18.11.06

For your pick on the End of the World mix.
You rock.

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