Perfect Pete Nuff Buzzin'

13:04 / 11.11.06

Yes, the nation's favourite muggingly spine-free childman brings his talents to bear on this embarrassing cackfest, thus reigniting my low-level loathing.

Was Guy Chambers involved in this? He must really miss Robbie.

Quantum

13:11 / 11.11.06

I didn't see any BB but Pete is local to me and always seemed really nice. Shame he's been roped into cack but I suppose that's what happens once you're in the celebrity treadmill.

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

13:26 / 11.11.06

He reckoned you were a wanker.

Essential Dazzler

13:29 / 11.11.06

That wouldn't be too out of place in an episode of Jam.

14:03 / 11.11.06

Really looking forward to his album 'I Am A Dick Cheese', sounds great so far. Anyway off to by a pump action shot gun...

Spaniel

14:26 / 11.11.06

Pete was doing a book signing at the Brighton branch of Borders the other day.

There were lots of screaming girls and I couldn't get into the shop, which was a shame because I wanted to buy some music with my Borders book token.

Did you see what I did there?

Quantum

14:42 / 11.11.06

He reckoned you were a wanker.

Yeah, he did mention that.

17:43 / 11.11.06

I notice he dumped his band as soon as someone waved a chequebook at him.

Aisleyne should so have beaten him.

22:00 / 11.11.06

OK, so maybe I was a little quick to judge. I've only just now watched that video. I feel I may not have been quite harsh enough.

FUCKING HELL.

That was a Nathan Barley outtake, wasn't it?

22:14 / 11.11.06

Does your pirate flag feel dirty now, Stoatie?

Char Aina

22:16 / 11.11.06

man.

it's like the stupid man's madness met the beat-blind man's prodigy on dress up day in a drama school share house.

fuck me dead.
were his band no better than that?
surely they were?

22:16 / 11.11.06

I WAS INTO PIRATES BEFORE THAT FUCKER EVEN LEFT SCHOOL.

Can I go back in time and spend my entire life's earnings texting AISLEYNE?

Can I?

PLEASE?

22:20 / 11.11.06

I do feel inspired by the 'live your dreams' thrust of the lyrics, though. Sadly, my own dreams haven't, as yet, involved dead friends telling me I've got to win Big Brother or they won't get into Heaven.

22:21 / 11.11.06

ALSO, given that his unique selling point is that he shouts sweariness every now and then, surely it would make more sense to release a song with, y'know, some shouted sweariness in it.

Fuck it, it's worked for Conflict over the years. And I bet they're a lot prouder of their music than "not actually particularly sweary Sweary Pete" is of his right now.

ONLY NICE THINGS

22:23 / 11.11.06

Gosh. I have to say, I always liked Blaggers ITA, but I felt that their work was too... political.

Too artsy.

Too intellectual

So, this is about perfect.

22:28 / 11.11.06

Don't you go dissing Blaggers ITA. Up until they kicked Matty out, they were great. Unfortunately, the one that kept getting them in fights was the one who could actually write songs... ah well, he's dead now, anyway.

Umm... given that by the last fortnight or so of this year's BB, I was pretty much existing on a diet of caffeine, E4 and the internet...

...I'd say Pete has just about killed any rekindling faith in God I may have had.

Cuntyfuck indeed.

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

22:43 / 11.11.06

I'm definitely not moving to Brighton now.

The Falcon

23:12 / 11.11.06

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Are you necessarily a bad person if you actually wish death on reality teevee people, as I do with that creepy smiley boy that was in Brookie off the X-Factor? And Pete, obvs.

23:52 / 11.11.06

saw him in old street last week, next time i'll nut him for sure. Alternatively if he talks to me for any reason, i'll chuck myself immediately under a bus...

'...and the horny gays'

He's a dead man!

08:56 / 12.11.06

What I really miss now is Glen's air of quiet dignity.

11:05 / 12.11.06

His "cooking an egg" song was vastly superior.

11:24 / 12.11.06

I wouldn't want to be placed in the yolk to Glyn.

12:32 / 12.11.06

Just watched that again.

People in Brighton, it's probably worth remembering that no jury in the country would look at it as anything other than self-defence if, for example, something, you know, bad was to happen to Pete in the local abattoir.

I'm working on a Damien Hirst-influenced collage called 'Insects That Would Still Be Alive Today If It Wasn't For Your Pop Career, Pete. And Your Book Deal' which I'm planning on sending him once it's finished - I'd suggest that others do the same.

Let's face it, Pete's a man of the people, and would presumably welcome this level of committment from his audience.

12:35 / 12.11.06

(On reflection, 'Nuff Buzzin'' might be a better title.)

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

12:43 / 12.11.06

I'm thinking it would be particularly ironic if Pete were beaten to death by "horny gays". Or stung to death by bees. Or Chardonnay-soaked black flies. That last one would be especially ironic since flies don't generally possess the ability to sting.

13:16 / 12.11.06

Could somebody explain to me what this is about? I gather from the other YouTube links that this is a "Big Brother" contestant who has Tourettes and is now going the K-Fed route with his newfound fame and making crap videos.

13:28 / 12.11.06

I suppose the flies might come into play once Pete's severed head was wackily gurning at the punters from a spike outside the Royal Pavilion.

And at least that way his death would mean something, to his six-legged friends.

13:36 / 12.11.06

He'd be giving back to the insect community that helped build his fame.

13:53 / 12.11.06

I can't look at it again, but I imagine Pete's vid's easier to watch if one's thinking about the skull beneath the (terribly ruined) skin.

(For Non-Big Brother viewers; some of what's being said about Pete here may seem a bit much, but consider - he was on TV every single night for ten weeks, and was never anything other than an utter disgrace while he was performing. Ok, nobody has to watch this stuff, but a lot of us did anyway, and while Pete was on camera, it was like being in the Hell that Pete so richly deserves to go to. Him, and his 'Mum')

14:52 / 12.11.06

Stoatie, have you still got bleachy mohican hair? I'm thinking you could put that to use along with your pirate flag: you could borrow a Soho rickshaw, festoon it with feather boas and cycle around gurning! Eeezamanna!

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

17:17 / 12.11.06

'All the freaks and the trannies say ...

Wankers'

17:26 / 12.11.06

Unfortunately I know 2 people in this video, would anyone like their emails so they can be fully berated for being involved in this arse fest?

Seriously though, what's all the fuss about? I've been part of the 'fringe' battered wife scene for ages and have enjoyed the music, fashion & culture that goes along with that social scene. It's pretty similar to punks & goths, except we don't go to Camden, we're all down Clapham with the trannies!

Dick Heads.

17:27 / 12.11.06

All the black flies laying eggs on Pete's severed gurning head say

"Nuff buzzin'"...

18:18 / 12.11.06

Unfortunately I know 2 people in this video, would anyone like their emails so they can be fully berated for being involved in this arse fest?

Yeah.

Seriously though, what's all the fuss about?

You know perfectly well what this is to do with, Mr H. The fact you're simply too much of a coward to do what needs to be done to Pete in no way means that he should be allowed to see another sunrise, really.