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Which Diana Wynne Jones Book Would You Be In?

 
 
Quantum
14:36 / 02.11.06
I am not in any Hogwarts house because I am in the DWJverse. A Heart Wreathed In Flame

Okey dokey, I'm going for The Homeward Bounders (although it's a very tricky choice, the Chrestomanciverse is hard to resist and I only just reread Archer's Goon) what would you go for? I think a Heart will go for 8 days of Luke, but ooh it's tricky.
 
 
Earlier than I thought
14:48 / 02.11.06
Tale of Time City, 'cos V. Smith is the coolest 1940s girl hero ever (in that she pretty much destroys the 1940s). Or maybe the very first one, The Ogre Downstairs. I once told her (on her forum type thing) that she'd warped me for life at an early age, what with the living toffee bars and so forth, to which she patiently explained that I was probably irrevocably warped long before that...

Ooh! Actually, Archer's Goon. I wanted to be Venturus, as he has the best stuff out of all of them.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:49 / 02.11.06
I think I'd like to live in Chrestomanci Castle, but I reckon I'm hopelessly trapped in 8 Days of Luke.
 
 
Quantum
14:53 / 02.11.06
I really, really want an Ogre Downstairs chemistry set.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
15:21 / 02.11.06
I always quite fancied being Sophie(?) out of Howl's Moving Castle. Or Howl.

What's that one where two kids are briefly turned into puppets and run around ?Venice?
 
 
Quantum
15:25 / 02.11.06
Magicians of Caprona.

Someone should tell Cat Chant about this thread, enquiring minds want to know what ze'd pick.
 
 
Olulabelle
15:28 / 02.11.06
I confess to never having read any Diana Wynne Jones, but I have seen the Miyasaki animation of Howl's Moving Castle and I thought it was a delightful story. I don't know how much it keeps to the book.

So which of her books should I read first?
 
 
Quantum
16:00 / 02.11.06
Archer's Goon, Charmed Life or the Homeward Bounders in my humble opinion.
 
 
Ex
17:50 / 02.11.06
Can I be in Archer's Goon and farm something splendid?

(The various sublings of Archer's supernatural family 'farm' crime, music etc - one area each.)

I could farm libraries, or chocolate, or parks.
 
 
Quantum
18:03 / 02.11.06
You could farm agriculture- nobody has that yet.
 
 
Ex
18:15 / 02.11.06
I could farm puppies.

I wouldn't farm puppies.
 
 
Quantum
18:19 / 02.11.06
You could farm the internet, and that would include virtual puppies like the Nintendog. No harm to real pups, and you get to have magic powers over message boards...
 
 
Kirin? Who the heck?
21:22 / 02.11.06
I haven't read Archer's Goon, but I'm torn between Homeward Bounders and Howl's Moving Castle. Probably the former, because the description of Prometheus sounded sexy (am I shallow?).

No-one's mentioned Power of Three yet – is this because of how new it is, or did it fail to enthral?
 
 
Kirin? Who the heck?
21:29 / 02.11.06
Hmm... having checked, I notice that Power of Three is actually quite old. I'd got the impression it was new, for some reason.
 
 
Cat Chant
16:58 / 07.11.06
Like all sensible people, I would like to be in the Chrestoverse: the magic is not only first-rate but it is run by a terrifically crushable, thoughtful and standing-for-no-nonsense man in an embroidered dressing-gown; moreover, it is characterized by people having sudden moments of insight, almost in passing, which are not always pleasant but which enable them to rearrange their whole lives and senses of selves in a more workable manner.

However, very unexpectedly, when thinking about this question in bed last night I realized that I am actually in Fire and Hemlock. This is particularly unexpected because F&H is not one of my favourite DWJs. It's not one of my least favourites, either - it's on about my second or third rung down from the top - but I have a slightly cross feeling with it a lot of the time because so many people like it best, and to me it seems like the things they like in it are not very DWJ. BUT, having said that:

• Evil Female Lead who rules through sentimentality - check
• Alienation from family home, complete with nowhere-to-stayness - check (though not quite as graphically as [spoiler - you know the bit])
• Magic practised partly intuitively, partly via the teachings of a grandmother - check (though not my own grandmother)
Cross-age relationship involving
•the writing of fiction, in which magic is involved - check
•older person needing saving from pact with deathless/undead person - check
•younger person being both a girl and a boy - check

So... yes, that surprised me. I would have gone for Charmed Life or Power of Three (which absolutely doesn't fail to enthral, btw, Kirin - it's probably one of my top three. Certainly top five) off the top of my head, because I am Cat Chant or Gair (though when I did the 'what DWJ character are you?' I got Lukin, from Year of the Griffin, which is also about right... ooh, and when I finally start that Temple thread I will be able to bollocks on to my heart's content about how that test is actually a really good divination method! Yayy!)

Quantum, seriously, you would be in Homeward Bounders? The only DWJ book to... [spoiler, you know the thing at the end]? Why is that? (Not that I think it's bad or anything - I think my gf probably would be too, from some things she's said about it - but... dude!)

PS: geekily - I'm sorry, I tried to resist this, but Earlier - The Ogre Downstairs is her third book (or second, if you don't count Changeover, her first published novel - an adult non-fantasy book which has recently been reissued and which I've never read but I hear isn't that great). Her second (or first, if you don't count Changeover) was Wilkin's Tooth (also published under the title Witch's Business), which is awesome.
 
 
Quantum
17:19 / 07.11.06
Quantum, seriously, you would be in Homeward Bounders?

Creema di Leema.
Helen's arm. Joris' coat. Revolution Prometheus style, framed with the worlds as a giant game run by Them? It's not a story, it's true, TRUE I TELL TOU! DWJ's most political story IMHO.

I'd've put you in Deep Secret before F&H (but that's probably because I don't know you), a truly great intergen romance if you ask me.
 
 
Quantum
17:21 / 07.11.06
a truly great intergen romance with Magids I should have said.

Oh, for those readers uncertain of their fate here's a list of her books.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
18:28 / 07.11.06
Is there intergen in Deep Secret? Can't think of any...
 
 
Quantum
18:52 / 07.11.06
The best candidate for new Magid proves to be a young woman who irritates and upstages Rupert at every turn. Maree and her sidekick cousin, Nick, are eccentric, gifted, and plucky adolescents who should be familiar to teenaged graduates of YA fantasy novels... (from a review)
 
 
Earlier than I thought
20:51 / 07.11.06
Garn! Wilkin's Tooth. How could I have forgotten? The Sheffield Children's library had a first edition copy. There's something so unwholesome about that book, in a way that makes me want to run away to the seaside with it. It launches that classic DWJ motif of the villain-that-turns-out-to-be-alright-really. Those invisible bugs creeped me out...

That said - I wouldn't want to live in the Wilkin's universe. It seems a bit too - well, I'm not quite sure what, but it's icky in some manner.

My favourite storiy about the lady in question is the legendary 'annoying Beatrix Potter' one. Kill your idols and all that. Also, the thing about accidentally destroying Tolkein sketches or whatever the hell it was she did. I think the whole sordid tale is on her website these days.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
20:54 / 07.11.06
But Quantum, Maree is 20 or so, and [the person she ends up with] can only be in his mid to late twenties - I wouldn't call that intergenerational - it's not even as intergenerational as Fire and Hemlock...
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
21:08 / 07.11.06
The test always gives me Mig from Black Maria. This is all right, but not quite there. I think I'm probably more like Millie, on the whole, except without the living goddess bit. Plus, who wouldn't want to be married to Chrestomanci (except when he is being a sulky pain).

I've been wanting to give the q. of which character I am most like some more thought anyway; I meant to do a post somewhere on 'how would DWJ write me if I were a character', the same sort of q but the other way around... much as Cat Chant did above.

Can't decide which book I would most like to be in. I don't even know which are my favourites.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:47 / 07.11.06
The test gave me Catriona Sykes from Archer's Goon. I suspect this makes some crazy sense but I'm not sure I like it. However I suppose on reflection I might actually be in Archer's Goon already. It certainly feels as if someone is farming the world and I definitely find awkward interruptions tend to get in my way rather a lot and there's scaffolding covering my workplace. The person I sit next to at work is certainly straight out of the book- definitely fictional- the franking machine ran out of money today when the franker of the post was on holiday... yes. Archer's Goon.
 
 
Cat Chant
08:51 / 08.11.06
Nick and Maree have a five-to-ten year age gap, I think, which isn't actually significantly less than Polly and Tom's, we discover later in the book (when they meet Polly is around 10 or 11 and Tom could be anywhere from around 17 to around 21). (But I'd still say P/T were more intergenerational because at the point when they meet Polly's a child and Tom's an adult and they have to negotiate that - the 20-to-25 or 20-to-30 age gap that Maree and Rupert have is definitely significant, but it's not the same kind of gap as 10-20).

Will be back later to talk about Deep Secret and Homeward Bounders, Q - dont actually have time to post right now as I have to read Paradise Lost before noon, but could... not... control... DWJ... geekery...
 
 
Quantum
10:29 / 08.11.06
P/T were more intergenerational

True, but the more responsible/more irresponsible gap betwixt M&R gradually diminishes in a similar way to F&H, it's the gradual realisation they both experience I like. I always thought of M starting out as a young-for-her-age 20 yr old and R starting out as an-old-for-his-age 40-something. Maybe that was just my reading, but the more realistic arc in Secret appeals to me more.
 
 
Quantum
10:30 / 08.11.06
Perhaps we should put *spoilers* in the title and move this to Books soon...
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
12:42 / 08.11.06
Yes, it is getting that way!

Have just checked the book - Rupert must be 28-30; he tells us that he was chosen at 26, and near the beginning Stan says that he [Rupert] has only been a Magid for just over two years. He seems older, I think (and this is done on purpose) because he seems such a stuffed shirt some of the time.
 
 
Glenn Close But No Cigar
12:59 / 08.11.06
The test gives me Awful from Archer's Goon. Wow.
 
  
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