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Which Hogwarts House Are You?

Quantum

10:43 / 02.11.06

I'm a Ravenclaw muggle all the way,
"Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind".

You?

Olulabelle

10:49 / 02.11.06

I am Gryffindor because The Lovely Boy shares a name with the hero, and has a Gryffindor velvet longcoat which he wears for, oh, about 90% of the time. Plus also his actual school house is Griffin so I haven't got any choice really.

Probably if the sorting hat sorted me I'd end up in Hufflepuff. Embarrassingly, but I always seem to be amongst the least cool, rather than the most.

Princess

10:53 / 02.11.06

Not Ravenclaw as I'm a crappy academic. I'd be annoyed by the "holier than thou" Gryfindors and I'm much to guilt ridden to go into Slytherin. Possibly I'd go into Hufflepuff, but only on the condition that I was *the* Hufflepuff that everyone liked and was generally considered at least as exciting, (if not 25 times more so), than the best and beautiful of other houses.

Quantum

11:01 / 02.11.06

Gryfindors *always* win, cheating bastards, and I've always thought Hufflepuff was almost as good as Ravenclaw, full of good guys and girls who don't suck up to the Head.

Let's go put giant spiders in the Gryf common room!

Evil Scientist

11:37 / 02.11.06

Khorne. Blood for the Blood God!

Wait, what was the question again?

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

12:04 / 02.11.06

If there isn't some dorky Internet quiz that tells me this, I'll eat my Sorting Hat. And lo and behold! I come out goddamn boring Griffyndor.

Saint Keggers

12:42 / 02.11.06

Gryffindor (but Im just a double agent for Slytherin,I hate that meddlesome Potter brat!)

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

13:12 / 02.11.06

I always end up being Gyrffindor. My best friend always end up in Hufflepuff.

Quantum

13:36 / 02.11.06

That hat quiz called me Gryffindor- LIAR! Screw the Hat, I'll join whichever house I want!

Ravenclaw, TO ME! Giant spiders for the Gryf common room! Giant Mongooses for the Slyth! Burn the hat!

Blood for the Raven God!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

13:40 / 02.11.06

I am not in any Hogwarts house because I am in the DWJverse. So yar boo sux to Sorting Hats.

Phex: Dorset Doom

14:04 / 02.11.06

I got Gyrffindor too. The quiz is clearly broken since it doesn't offer realistic Harry Potter options like 'Write fanfic in which Harry and Snape have sex' or 'worship Satan'.

Triplets

14:30 / 02.11.06

Quantum

14:39 / 02.11.06

You are: GRYFFINDOR, Sycophantic, Arrogant, Smug more like. Pfft.

Quantum

14:51 / 02.11.06

This is a better sorting hat by the way.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

15:18 / 02.11.06

Still Gryffindor.

electric monk

15:26 / 02.11.06

That test is fucked up.

"You are: Not welcome on the grounds of Hogwart's. Leave NOW."

Da fug?

Princess

15:44 / 02.11.06

Both tests put me with the gold and reds.
It's a sign of my own self inflated sense of moral self worth.

grant

15:47 / 02.11.06

I'm in Dumbledore's office.

The hat tried to put me in either Slytherin (too predictable) or Hufflepuff (too boring), so I opted out, had a discussion with the heads, and am now taking group tutorials on a part-time basis while stocking shelves at a bookshop in Hogsmeade.

Mistoffelees

17:30 / 02.11.06

Yes, Malfoy and his buddies are losers, but everyone knows Snape is O.G. and that Slytherin witches are foxy.

And yes, that´s my left index finger.

Triplets

18:09 / 02.11.06

Isn't jewellery a bit pointless, Mist? We'll all be ash and fossils and oil in a few years.

Feverfew

18:10 / 02.11.06

You make one irresponsible remark about the sorting hat, and what happens? Anyway...

Rar.

(Just out of interest... It's been a long time since I read the last Potter book, and even longer since I read the previous books... Does anyone in Hufflepuff actually do anything of consequence? Just out of curiousity, mind.)

Spaniel

18:19 / 02.11.06

Cthulhu FTAGNH!

Er...

Feverfew

18:20 / 02.11.06

There, there.

Quantum

18:23 / 02.11.06

There's nothing the sorting hat can't see,
Cultist of Dagon you'll be,
damp of skin and wide of gill,
wet and bad and mad and ill

Spaniel

18:26 / 02.11.06

FTAGNNHH AIIIII!

Um...

Quantum

18:28 / 02.11.06

Drawing down the Auld One's wrath,
you'll be fed to Shubb-Niggurath
Black goat of a thousand young
your Hogwart's deeds will go unsung

or perhaps

While at school you'll find your muse,
wear tight jeans and pointy shoes,
fall in love with a tiny Goth,
then go mad seeing Azathoth

Mistoffelees

18:28 / 02.11.06

Isn't jewellery a bit pointless, Mist? We'll all be ash and fossils and oil in a few years.

Not "we", our bodies, Triplets! Don´t you remember Return of the Jedi? When Yoda died, he left his cloak and crutch behind, and lived on as a blueshimmering hologram.

Feverfew

18:30 / 02.11.06

But could you really call that "living"?

Well, I suppose you could...

Anyway, this is all offtopic from the real matter at hand; Although, to be fair, I think I've forgotten what that is myself.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

18:35 / 02.11.06

Does anyone in Hufflepuff actually do anything of consequence? Just out of curiousity, mind.

They die pretty conviniently, I guess.

Khorne. Blood for the Blood God!

Wait, what was the question again?

Hah! I was about to make a Slaanesh joke, you bastard.

Quantum

18:36 / 02.11.06

Quantum

18:41 / 02.11.06

You answered;

mostly As; Khorne - house of hate, blood, rage, war and Quidditch

mostly Bs; Nurgle - god of decay, despair, destruction, and detention

mostly Cs; Slaanesh - god of decadence, excess, pleasure and Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans

mostly Ds; Tzeentch - god of change, hope, manipulation/Machiavellianism, scheming and cheating in exams

Feverfew

18:46 / 02.11.06

"Tzeentch, the Changer of the Ways" really got the raw deal, if I remember rightly from my brief sojourn into the world of Citadel Miniatures when I was young and they were still made out of lead.

The other "Chaos Gods" had it easy; Khorne was all about the blood, Nurgle about the disease and Slaanesh about gluttony / 'deviance', but Tzeentch was more nebulous, and all about "Magic" in the context of being a three-inch high metal miniature that was confused about his purpose in life.

Idle thoughts...

Quantum

18:59 / 02.11.06

He had the great flying discs and Horrors though, pink and blue.

Kirin? Who the heck?

20:59 / 02.11.06

Both the quizzes put me in Ravenclaw, which suits me just fine. It's true that there are hardly any Ravenclaw/Hufflupuff characters in the book that do anything of consequence, but I guess that's the way these things go. They aren't bold and righteous, or generally eviiiil, so no coverage from Rowling.

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