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Six-word stories.

 
  

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Quantum
17:23 / 12.02.07
Muppets fucking dad, Vader fucked Alderaan.

Reverse in easy -stories word six.
 
 
Twice
21:07 / 12.02.07
Oh, Lord, they missed the point.
 
 
matthew.
23:41 / 12.02.07
Fucked and sucked, no kind words.
 
 
matthew.
23:43 / 12.02.07
I'm shocked, apalled by previous post.

Apalled at spelling apalled all wrong.

Getting gun and pulling trigger- splat.
 
 
murphy
01:05 / 13.02.07
Shooting myself. Don't laugh: you're next.
 
 
murphy
01:05 / 13.02.07
Baseball in heaven! You pitch tomorrow.
 
 
murphy
01:14 / 13.02.07
Yakuza, a rabbi, and seventeen parakeets!
 
 
murphy
01:15 / 13.02.07
I'd like another six words, please.
 
 
murphy
01:20 / 13.02.07
Shane MacGowan and Oprah's Excellent Adventure
 
 
penitentvandal
11:12 / 13.02.07
It was sexy party. An orgy!
 
 
Dutch
09:37 / 16.02.07
Luckily, his organs could be harvested
 
 
Twice
10:02 / 16.02.07
He said yes. I am Two.
 
 
Gunderstorm
21:43 / 25.04.07
I tried to keep it up for as long as I could. A six-word story a day is tougher than you might think.

My favorite part of the experiment was when I realized I could tell different stories with the same words:

That isn’t MY bloody claw hammer.

THAT isn’t my bloody claw hammer.

That ISN’T my bloody claw hammer?
 
 
This Sunday
21:49 / 25.04.07
I love you, hence the hammer.

The long run without legs is

or

JENNY WREN IS FIVE days old.
 
 
This Sunday
21:56 / 25.04.07
Someone once asked me about chimera, while driving from Colorado to New Mexico. My response, is one word short of fitting this beautifully.

We used to be twins.

He almost wrecked the car. (Also, distressingly, one word short. This is hard. Stupid talented writers making it all seem so...)
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
22:18 / 25.04.07
anasthetic needed. make it a surprise.
 
 
Tsuga
22:36 / 25.04.07
Christ. Now I've really done it.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:42 / 25.04.07
A gun wont solve your probl
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:46 / 26.04.07
Ted Danson will be executed shortly.
 
 
Bear
00:54 / 26.04.07
There is nothing wrong with Ted.
 
 
The Ghost of Tom Winter
01:34 / 26.04.07
Are you kidding? Ted's got issues.
 
 
Jack Fear
03:45 / 26.04.07
>RUN PROGRAM TED_DANSON_1

>EXECUTE
 
 
Janean Patience
07:14 / 26.04.07
Screw you guys. I'm going home.
 
 
penitentvandal
07:26 / 26.04.07
Wait a minute. It's a bomb?
 
 
Shrug
10:09 / 26.04.07
Dancing, Dancing, Dear N, So Sorry.
 
 
Shrug
10:15 / 26.04.07
Also, as I don't think it has been mentioned

Ursula K Le Guin

"Easy. Just touch the match to.."

Has all the essence of moment of Elizabeth Bishop's "Careful with that match!" in "The Filling Station", which is pretty much a treasure trove of six word stories.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
10:20 / 26.04.07
Get her off his face, stat.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
10:41 / 26.04.07
Descrescent:

"Once, long ago, we were twins"
 
 
sleazenation
10:58 / 26.04.07
Once upon a time, the end.
 
 
sleazenation
10:59 / 26.04.07
He hates me, I ate him.
 
 
Princess
22:33 / 26.04.07
Mona Lisa, gasoline; take that artists!
 
 
This Sunday
23:18 / 26.04.07
Not mine, but a random misprint (I believe) on a newspaper clipping I just saw in the dumpster while sorting my trash and recyclables:

The earthworm has now lungs, child.

(I'm pretty sure that's meant to be 'no' but it's much better 'now'.)
 
 
astrojax69
05:22 / 27.04.07
pt I

this story is too short.

pt II
oops.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
01:26 / 28.04.07
There's now an active link (or it will be in about 15 minutes) in the Creation to the Barbelith six-word-stories mix CD project. Download and enjoy!
 
 
Olulabelle
08:24 / 28.04.07
Six word stories are fucking difficult.
 
  

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