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HULK KEW AND AY

 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
23:48 / 24.10.06
GRRRR! PUNY MEN WILL NOT LEAVE HULK ALONE! PUNY WOMEN NEITHER! ASK YOUR QUESTIONS AND HULK WILL ANSWER! THEN YOU LEAVE HULK ALONE! HULK THEN LIVE IN PEACE!
 
 
iamus
23:54 / 24.10.06
IF A MAN WERE TO MAKE YE ANGRY, O EMERALD-HUED ONE, WOULD A MAN THEN LIKETH YOU WHEN ANGRY?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
23:56 / 24.10.06
HULK SMASH STUPID BARBARIAN IN-JOKE! HULK SMASH STUPID BEARDED MEN!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:57 / 24.10.06
WHY HULK NOT GET SEQUAL TO MOVIE?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
23:59 / 24.10.06
GRRRRRRAAAARRRRGH! DO NOT MENTION TO HULK! HULK SMASH PUNY ANG LEE! HULK SMASH ERIC BANA WHO LOOK LIKE FRANK LAMPARD AND LIKE LAMPARD CANNOT HIT A SHOT ON GOAL! GRRRAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHH!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:08 / 25.10.06
Ok, a serious question.

For years, I've been trying to 'hothouse' the child - in his defence he's quite young, but, I mean, I don't know.

Basically, 'Mr ... Banner' how do I get him into Oxford? (And not one of those Noddy colleges either?)

What do I have to fund?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
00:09 / 25.10.06
GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

HULK HATE FATHER FIGURES!

HULK HATE NICK NOLTE!

HULK HATE EXPOSITION!

HULK SMASH!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:13 / 25.10.06
HULK, THIS AM VERY IMPORTANT! PUNY WOMAN WHO LIVE IN HOUSE WITH ME LEAVE STUPID NOTE BECAUSE I NOT CLEAN BATHROOM, NOT LOCK DOOR, EVEN THOUGH I AM LEAVE HOUSE BEFORE HER, AND BATHROOM AM NOT DIRTY. BUT SHE AM HAVE LOUD SEX WITH HER STUPID BOYFRIEND WHO AM MUCH OLDER THAN HER, AND AM HAVE TWO PUNY CHILDREN WHO NOT KNOW ABOUT HER. WHO AM THE MORE INCONSIDERATE ROOMMATE, HULK? WHO AM MORE STUPID?

ALSO, WHO AM WIN IN FIGHT, JASON BOURNE OR SETH BULLOCK?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
00:15 / 25.10.06
HULK LIKE PRETTY LADY.

PRETTY LADY NEVER BOTHER HULK.

QUALYN BOTHER HULK.

HULK SMASH QUALYN.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:19 / 25.10.06
HULK, WHERE AM HEADSHOT OF HULK FOR BILINE OF COLUMN? HULK HAVE NO RESPECT FOR FORMALITIES OF GENRE!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
00:21 / 25.10.06
AAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!

HULK SQUISH PUNY GERMAN MUTANTS AND PUNY WILD WEST SALOON OWNERS! ARGH!
 
 
Smoothly
00:24 / 25.10.06
HULK, where do you get your ideas?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
00:26 / 25.10.06
HULK GET IDEAS BY SQUISHING HUMAN COMIC BOOK WRITER BRAINS AND EATING THEM! PUNY MILLAR BRAINS NOT TASTY! PUNY GREG PAK BRAINS TASTY!
 
 
iamus
00:29 / 25.10.06
Hulk, you poor thing.

It has become apparent to me that you are caught in a self-destructive cycle of systematic repression and violent expression. A horrible feedback loop that is having an enormously detrimental effect on your ability to lead a structured and fufilling life. This behaviour is inhibiting your capacity to form meaningful inter-personal relationships and as a result is exacerbating your feelings of isolation and antagonism.

I wish to postulate that perhaps you would be better off harnessing this incandescent rage of yours into something more creative and constructive, instead of lashing out blindly and anything and everything around you. Perhaps you could try to channel these overwhelming feelings into another, more managable form? I've found that oil-painting can be a great help to me in these moments. A friend swears by the medium of automatic prose.

I truly believe that by externalising these nebulous emotions into a more static, lasting form, you will be better able to take a step back from them and appraise them for what they truly are. You will see that they are not inextricable, unbending elements of who you are on a fundamental level, but merely behaviours that can be identified, and ultimately, changed. You will see that smash is only the very beginning of your limitless potential.

I can help you, Hulk. But first of all I need to know that you wish to change.

Do you wish to change, Hulk?
 
 
Ganesh
00:37 / 25.10.06
Am Hulk drunkded?
 
 
Ganesh
00:39 / 25.10.06
(I think it was better as "PUNK LITHERS". Made me think about Hulk's subcultural allegiances.)
 
 
iamus
00:43 / 25.10.06
Hulk, it's alright.

Many of us have emotions like these from time to time. They are nothing to be ashamed of and we are all here for you.

Hulk hug?
 
 
Ganesh
09:45 / 25.10.06
Hulklles!
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
11:45 / 25.10.06
Went to a party
I danced all night
Absorbed gamma radiation
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
I smash things and sulk
I'm leaping through the desert
Too drunk to hulk

Too drunk to hulk
Too drunk to hulk
Too drunk, to hulk
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To hulk


- Robert Bruce Biafra
 
 
Tryphena Absent
11:50 / 25.10.06
Dear Mr Hulk,

There's this boy in the playground who keeps punching my arm. What should I do? I really need your help.

From Anna de L.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
11:52 / 25.10.06
MattSheppard wins at the Internet!

Question: HULK, AM YOU REGULAR 616 HULK OR AM YOU ULTIMATE HULK? WHY YOU NOT TALK SMART LIKE 616 HULK IN PLANET HULK?
 
 
electric monk
12:01 / 25.10.06
DEAREST HULK



YOU THINK OF ME SOMETIMES? ME THINK OF YOU. ME MISS YOU. WANT RECONCILIATION. YOU ONLY MAN WHO CAN PLEASE CONDI. YOU ONLY MAN TO FILL HEART WITH GLADNESS. YOU ONLY MAN EASY TO TALK TO.


LOVE,
CONDI
 
  
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